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Topic: Ok I know this is kinda
Candiapples's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:29 PM
Edited by Candiapples on Fri 03/21/14 03:30 PM
silly but its also serious
If your in bed having Woopy and SOMEONE has gas and breaks wind [farts] Is it a complete turnoff and does it destroy the moment for you?
I'm thinking it bothers women more than men spock

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Fri 03/21/14 03:31 PM
Uhhh for sure a mood buster! But it does happen and its something to laugh about!

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:37 PM

silly but its also serious
If your in bed having Woopy and SOMEONE has gas and breaks wind [farts] Is it a complete turnoff and does it destroy the moment for you?
I'm thinking it bothers women more than men spock


If doing so bothers women, then they shouldn't do it.

isaac_dede's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:40 PM
If i'm going down south....yeah definitely a mood killer!

But we are human, and men and women should be able to laugh it off, maybe not keep going right then, but don't let it stop you from continuing on later...that's my opinion

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Fri 03/21/14 03:44 PM
Dutch oven!

mightymoe's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:46 PM

silly but its also serious
If your in bed having Woopy and SOMEONE has gas and breaks wind [farts] Is it a complete turnoff and does it destroy the moment for you?
I'm thinking it bothers women more than men spock


if i'm busy, i don't care... but i would at least put the covers over your head and let you see what you did...

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Fri 03/21/14 03:48 PM


silly but its also serious
If your in bed having Woopy and SOMEONE has gas and breaks wind [farts] Is it a complete turnoff and does it destroy the moment for you?
I'm thinking it bothers women more than men spock


If doing so bothers women, then they shouldn't do it.



Girls don't fart :smile:

mightymoe's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:48 PM



silly but its also serious
If your in bed having Woopy and SOMEONE has gas and breaks wind [farts] Is it a complete turnoff and does it destroy the moment for you?
I'm thinking it bothers women more than men spock


If doing so bothers women, then they shouldn't do it.



Girls don't fart :smile:

ummm... i disagree with that...laugh

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Fri 03/21/14 03:49 PM



silly but its also serious
If your in bed having Woopy and SOMEONE has gas and breaks wind [farts] Is it a complete turnoff and does it destroy the moment for you?
I'm thinking it bothers women more than men spock


If doing so bothers women, then they shouldn't do it.



Girls don't fart :smile:


They poot pixie dust.

soufiehere's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:50 PM
hahahahahahaha funny topic :-)

My girlfriend, on her honeymoon, did just this.
I said, "What did you say after?"

She said to her hubby "Front hole so happy, back
hole get jealous."

TawtStrat's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:53 PM
It's not as bad as them calling you someone else's name.

I don't know Candy. Noises like that are going to happen when you have sex with women (if you know what I mean) and a gentleman would not say anything about them for fear that by doing so he would ruin the moment.

Hell, one time when I was with a lady the bed caught fire and we didn't know where the smoke was coming from but the house could have been on fire and I didn't really care and didn't want to stop humping.

2469nascar's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:56 PM
well one littel fart is funny. two and its brake time .Three times and there will a trip to the store for bean no fart anti fart stuff Sorry LMFAO....oops

regularfeller's photo
Fri 03/21/14 03:57 PM
I reckon a feller would be proud of himself if a woman farted during sex...probably the closest he'll ever come to actually accomplishing the brag that he effed the sh*! out of a gal!

laugh

Candiapples's photo
Fri 03/21/14 04:14 PM
Edited by Candiapples on Fri 03/21/14 04:16 PM

hahahahahahaha funny topic :-)

My girlfriend, on her honeymoon, did just this.
I said, "What did you say after?"

She said to her hubby "Front hole so happy, back
hole get jealous."

Too funny! I have to remember that one laugh

I have done it..yes me embarassed
But I noticed the guys just wanna keep going except for my ex husband who I had met at 13 yrs of age. I held it until I was in my late 20's and could no longer...it squeeked out and OMG! the fight was on. Needless to say, sex with him was never the same after that mad

BTW!! A fart is a turd squeeling to get out laugh

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 03/21/14 04:16 PM
Q: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a woman?

A: A refrigerator doesn't pass gas when you put your meat into it.

[For the record, I read the above joke somewhere else.]


no1phD's photo
Fri 03/21/14 04:18 PM
.. yes passing gas.. the last sound a woman wants to hear before she goes down on you. or vice a versa..
.. its like bad breath... why would you.... now farting when you're in the car together.. whole different topic..lmsao...

Candiapples's photo
Fri 03/21/14 04:18 PM

It's not as bad as them calling you someone else's name.

I don't know Candy. Noises like that are going to happen when you have sex with women (if you know what I mean) and a gentleman would not say anything about them for fear that by doing so he would ruin the moment.

Hell, one time when I was with a lady the bed caught fire and we didn't know where the smoke was coming from but the house could have been on fire and I didn't really care and didn't want to stop humping.

Tawt..your stories kill me laugh

Candiapples's photo
Fri 03/21/14 04:19 PM

well one littel fart is funny. two and its brake time .Three times and there will a trip to the store for bean no fart anti fart stuff Sorry LMFAO....oops

:laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 03/21/14 04:21 PM

silly but its also serious
If your in bed having Woopy and SOMEONE has gas and breaks wind [farts] Is it a complete turnoff and does it destroy the moment for you?
I'm thinking it bothers women more than men spock


If the sex is good, something silly like that is not going to ruin it. If you stop what you're doing because that happened, it wasn't very good to begin with.

soufiehere's photo
Fri 03/21/14 04:21 PM

Too funny! I have to remember that one laugh

I have done it..yes me embarassed
But I noticed the guys just wanna keep going except for my ex husband who I had met at 13 yrs of age. I held it until I was in my late 20's and could no longer...it squeeked out and OMG! the fight was on. Needless to say, sex with him was never the same after that mad

BTW!! A fart is a turd squeeling to get out laugh

Oh my, that was one seasoned poot :-)

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