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Topic: Cheezy lines!!
Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Mon 03/17/14 11:13 PM
"girl,you have a behind on you that looks like 2 5 lb bags of finely pack sugar and you know i've got a sweet tooth!" hey that one will work some day.i just know it!

MelifluousSculptor Joined Mon 07/01/13 Posts: 203	Tue 03/18/14 12:21 AM
"girl,you have a behind on you that looks like 2 5 lb bags of finely pack sugar and you know i've got a sweet tooth!" hey that one will work some day.i just know it! LOL well you could always keep on trying

MelifluousSculptor Joined Mon 07/01/13 Posts: 203	Tue 03/18/14 12:24 AM
Here's my pick up line: Are you a thief? why? Cause you STOLE my heart away. :) Girlfrieeeend... You gotta lay that one to rest!! LOL

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Tue 03/18/14 12:41 AM
"girl,you have a behind on you that looks like 2 5 lb bags of finely pack sugar and you know i've got a sweet tooth!" hey that one will work some day.i just know it! LOL well you could always keep on trying oh i will

virus29 Joined Fri 07/12/13 Posts: 36	Tue 03/18/14 01:10 AM
[Hahahaha] Here's my pick up line: Are you a thief? why? Cause you STOLE my heart away. :)

virus29 Joined Fri 07/12/13 Posts: 36	Tue 03/18/14 01:11 AM
[Hahahaha] Here's my pick up line: Are you a thief? why? Cause you STOLE my heart away. :)

virus29 Joined Fri 07/12/13 Posts: 36	Tue 03/18/14 01:12 AM
I said are your father is terriost. Bcs your are bomb

virus29 Joined Fri 07/12/13 Posts: 36	Tue 03/18/14 01:23 AM
I said are your father terriost. Bcs your are bomb

virus29 Joined Fri 07/12/13 Posts: 36	Tue 03/18/14 01:24 AM
[Hahahaha] Here's my pick up line: Are you a thief? why? Cause you STOLE my heart away. :)

ChristellaC Joined Sun 03/16/14 Posts: 2	Tue 03/18/14 10:15 AM
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice. Or you could put a packet of sugar on the ground or table and then say I think you dropped your name tag :)

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Tue 03/18/14 10:48 AM
Or you could put a packet of sugar on the ground or table and then say I think you dropped your name tag :)

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 03/19/14 10:50 AM
Jeez man! somebody's got to teach these telemarketer scammers some better lines!! -- "You are as beautiful as the stars in the sky, you are more precious than gold,you are so special I will like to share my world,dreams with you................" Men, share your cheezy lines!! Oh I can't wait to see some of them Does this smell like chloroform?

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 03/19/14 10:53 AM
Let's play house. You be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night long.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Wed 03/19/14 11:27 AM Edited by mightymoe on Wed 03/19/14 11:29 AM
for the science geeks...

NorCalSwe Joined Sun 03/09/14 Posts: 2438	Wed 03/19/14 12:13 PM Edited by NorCalSwe on Wed 03/19/14 12:15 PM
lets play furniture... you be the dresser, and i'll get in your drawers... LMAO That excellent, bloody brilliant. Hm, have to translate that to Swedish before Friday.

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Wed 03/19/14 12:15 PM
In my cheesy man voice: Damn, Baby... Did it hurt? ME: Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven, Hi My name is Dirk Diggler

NorCalSwe Joined Sun 03/09/14 Posts: 2438	Wed 03/19/14 12:21 PM
Baby, even if gravity didn't exist, I'd still fall for you.

peachy78 Joined Tue 08/27/13 Posts: 223	Wed 03/19/14 12:39 PM
That shirts very becoming on you...if I were on you I'd be cuming too...

NorCalSwe Joined Sun 03/09/14 Posts: 2438	Wed 03/19/14 12:42 PM
That shirts very becoming on you...if I were on you I'd be cuming too... Ah, premature ejaculation, every woman's dream.

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Wed 03/19/14 12:42 PM
That shirts very becoming on you...if I were on you I'd be cuming too... Whoa... that's cheesier than Dirk Diggler!