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Jeez man! somebody's got to teach these telemarketer scammers some better lines!!
-- "You are as beautiful as the stars in the sky, you are more precious than gold,you are so special I will like to share my world,dreams with you................" Men, share your cheezy lines!! |
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Jeez man! somebody's got to teach these telemarketer scammers some better lines!! -- "You are as beautiful as the stars in the sky, you are more precious than gold,you are so special I will like to share my world,dreams with you................" Men, share your cheezy lines!! Oh I can't wait to see some of them 
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Actually, you got a pretty good scammer! The rest of us get " Yor a beautiful lady, I wunt Yor my wife"
You obviously have the Shakespeare of all scammers! Go girl! 
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Edited by
BDBluDragon
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Mon 03/17/14 04:08 PM
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"If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
I have a list of cheesey lines I would use to make a girl laugh. I would make it so obvious. However, I can't think of anything. :/ |
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Think Blu! Think! LOL
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SHAKESPEARE OF SCAMMERS LOL
That was a good one 
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Edited by
BDBluDragon
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Mon 03/17/14 04:17 PM
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"Does it hurt when you fall from heaven?"
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lets play furniture... you be the dresser, and i'll get in your drawers...
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lets play furniture... you be the dresser, and i'll get in your drawers... XD shaking my head  
Hi Moe 
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Me so honie. Me luv you lung time.
Ya right. I'm not interested in any kink involving lungs.   
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lets play furniture... you be the dresser, and i'll get in your drawers... XD shaking my head
Hi Moe
hi mel! 
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Me so honie. Me luv you lung time. Ya right. I'm not interested in any kink involving lungs.
Damn, you took the words right out of my mouth |
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Who needs cheesy lines when nowadays a guy can simply choose a cheesy image as his main profile image?
For example, consider those headless images of shirtless guys. |
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Who needs cheesy lines when nowadays a guy can simply choose a cheesy image as his main profile image? For example, consider those headless images of shirtless guys. LOL or those bodyless images of those hairy heads? |
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Ok, you did say cheesy.....
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? ooorrrrrrr this, Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material. |
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Well, pick up lines quit working for me when i lost the ability to post pictures of my shirtless torso without shame.
I guess I'll have to try and develop some personality. NAH! One of my favorites used to be "Wanna rassle?" TRANSLATION: Want to wrestle? ***Translation provided for those that aren't of Appalachian American descent. |
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Ok, you did say cheesy..... Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? ooorrrrrrr this, Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material. LOL!! That second one's a good one! That would make me laugh! I think you should keep that one and deliver it in a playful cheezy kind of way |
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Here's my pick up line: Are you a thief? why? Cause you STOLE my heart away. :) |
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