Once, in the middle of “you know what”…I happened to notice both my cats sitting atop the corner of the bed staring intently at us. I wasn’t quite sure what thoughts might be running through their minds. Here are some of my distracted thoughts:

* Wow! They lick each other’s behinds at the same time. Why didn’t we think of that? (69)
* Do they wonder why there’s a doggie style, but no kitty style?
* Are they hurting each other? There are lots of strange noises going on.
* You stole that from me…you bastard, when you got me “fixed”. Now I feel broken.
* Are we next in line?

Amidst all these thoughts running through my mind I finally thought:

* Will they respect me in the morning? I mean, after watching and all.
* ”Should I finish?” – Quoted from the film “40 Year Old Virgin”. The answer, of course, was YES…maybe they can scribble down some tips and pointers along the way.
* Should I remove them from the room, so they don’t have to witness the rest of this?
* Should I sit down and explain the birds and bees to them afterwards?

This was an awkward situation, and any guidance on how I might go about explaining this to them would be greatly appreciated. - Confused Cat Owner.

you are most definately a cat owner lol

What about, "Why does he get pissed when I scratch him like that?"