Lately, I've been noticing some strange things, and can only come to the obvious conclusion that one or more of my cats are smoking crack.

I noticed the following signs that lead me to this conclusion:

* I have no roommates or live-in companions.

* I work from home, so I would notice a stranger coming in and doing any of these things.

* The alcohol in my liquor cabinet has been slowly replaced with water. I think they are actually drinking my booze, and putting water in the bottle to make it look like there isn't any missing.

* I noticed items in my house disappearing. If they are pawning these things, don't they check for ID?

* I also noticed they were both losing teeth.

* I noticed they would stay up for days with no sleep. No more cat naps for them.


I can't just have crack smoking cats running around my house rampant. I decided it was time to stage an intervention. So first, I questioned each cat separately to see if there might be any inconsistencies in their stories. Well, after an hour or so one of them broke down and told me. She told me it started off with cat nip, and just escalated from there.

So, now I'm putting them both into rehab so they can slowly start to pull their lives back together and get back to enjoying the simple things in life like chasing bugs. I can only hope they will get better. If you have any suggestions please email me, as I'm very concerned about them both.

I would highly recommend to all cat owners...that you sit down with them and explain the dangers of drugs.

LMFAO