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On the weekends i do a lot of riding around places in my pickup! In the last year i've been pulled over by both State and County Police for "possible" drinking and driving at least 20 times? I drink the 16 oz.Arizona Ice Tea in a can. They say it looks like a beer can we both get a laugh. Now i'm quitting smoking by making myself roll cigarettes "i'm down from 2packs a day to 10 cigarettes a day"! Lollipops until i really have to have one. Maby now i will be pulled over for smoking weed? Now yours?
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 They'll want to know what's in those lollipops?  Cinnamon sticks help in between lollipops and leaves your breath cinnaminny fresh!  |
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They'll want to know what's in those lollipops? Cinnamon sticks help in between lollipops and leaves your breath cinnaminny fresh!  Thank You friend, A 50 year habit is hard to stop! But that's my plan.2 bad habits are tough to support so now i will just settle for chasing Women!! And maby have the breath if i ever catch one "even on here"? 
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Edited by
cococabeza
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Mon 03/17/14 07:20 PM
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Okay, just wanted to post this because I find it funny :)
So I'm at my doctor's office and they put me in the "little room" to wait for the doctor. They know me well there since I'd been going more often for shots before travelling. Now this was the second time he was overbooked and I had already been waiting 45 mins. The time before, he had told me he would have to buy me dinner to apologize..lol So I decide to take out my phone and call his receptionist to ask if I could order a pizza..."uh..you have the wrong number.." she says. "No. I have the right number. I'd like to order a pizza. I'm in room two." She repeats that I must have the wrong number and I insist that I dont..etc...She finally catches on and says, "Omg! You got me good!" Then I hear her go to tell the doctor in the next room (he was just finishing), that I called her and wanted a pizza! They laughed and laughed! Then he said, well as far as Im concerned you have carte blanche here for me making you wait so long! I like a good practical joke. :) |
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Good one!!
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A true story:
In the early 2000s I had a lovely Swedish friend who followed her American boyfriend to work at Oregon State University. The year they arrived the Oregon State football team (the Beavers) were having a great year. The last game of the year they were to play the University of Oregon, who were also having a great year. So very heated time between the two schools. On the morning news Marika saw a report that at the University of Oregon they were selling canned beaver. Fast forward to lunch. Marika joined her boyfriend and three other American boys for lunch. She sat down and told them what she saw, at the University of Oregon they were selling canned beaver, why would they do that? I mean......who would want to eat a beaver? Poor Marika sat there looking confused as the four american boys fell out of their chairs laughing. |
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A true story: In the early 2000s I had a lovely Swedish friend who followed her American boyfriend to work at Oregon State University. The year they arrived the Oregon State football team (the Beavers) were having a great year. The last game of the year they were to play the University of Oregon, who were also having a great year. So very heated time between the two schools. On the morning news Marika saw a report that at the University of Oregon they were selling canned beaver. Fast forward to lunch. Marika joined her boyfriend and three other American boys for lunch. She sat down and told them what she saw, at the University of Oregon they were selling canned beaver, why would they do that? I mean......who would want to eat a beaver? Poor Marika sat there looking confused as the four american boys fell out of their chairs laughing. No-nope-nope i'm not going to say it-hmmmmmmm self containment is really hard for me!!
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Okay, just wanted to post this because I find it funny :) So I'm at my doctor's office and they put me in the "little room" to wait for the doctor. They know me well there since I'd been going more often for shots before travelling. Now this was the second time he was overbooked and I had already been waiting 45 mins. The time before, he had told me he would have to buy me dinner to apologize..lol So I decide to take out my phone and call his receptionist to ask if I could order a pizza..."uh..you have the wrong number.." she says. "No. I have the right number. I'd like to order a pizza. I'm in room two." She repeats that I must have the wrong number and I insist that I dont..etc...She finally catches on and says, "Omg! You got me good!" Then I hear her go to tell the doctor in the next room (he was just finishing), that I called her and wanted a pizza! They laughed and laughed! Then he said, well as far as Im concerned you have carte blanche here for me making you wait so long! I like a good practical joke. :) Awesome!!
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