Jed and his little brother are out in the barn milking the cow, when pa says to ma (don't ya think we owtta teach Jed bout sex ma)! Ma says ( well I a reckon so pa)! So pa and ma go to the barn to fetch Jed. Pa says to Jed (come on in the house Jed me and your ma wanna talk to you for a spell). So the three of them head for the house. Pa says to Jed ( Jed me and your ma wanna teach you bout sex. Do you know Anything bout sex jed)? Jed says (well no pa I a reckon not). So pa says to ma (bend over and pull ur dress up)! So then pa says (Jed, you see that hole in ma)? Jed says (well ya pa I do)! Then pa says (well waaaaaaaatch this)! So pa starts nail-n ma. Now at this point, Jeds little brother is out in the barn doing all the work! So he says (hell with this, i am not doing all this work by myself)! So he goes up to the house and busts open the door, and says (Jesus Jed, what in the hell is pa do-n to ma)!! Jed says (well do you know anything bout sex)? His little brother says (no Jed I a reckon not). So Jed says (do you see that whole in pa)? His little brother says (ya) Jed says (Well waaaaaaaatch this)!!!!! Haaahahahhha.