There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local military base, and asked to speak with the lieutenant.

"Please send up four nice young men to eat dinner here on Thanksgiving, but please, don't send any Jews. Please, no Jews,"

The lieutenant replied, "No problem ma'am, and I am sure I speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your kindness."

Well, Thanksgiving rolled around, and the widow went to answer the door when it rang. She was surprised to see four black recruits. "But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered.

One of them replied, "No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't make mistakes."

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Nice one!!

So funny and awesome

Oooooooh, good one.

What race was the elderly woman?

Without knowing that, the joke doesn't make any sense.

Dude went to the Dr to find out why he couldn't give his ho a baby.

Dr told him he was impotent.

Next morning he gut up and got all dressed up to go hang in th hood.

His bich ast him why get all dressed up?

He says,"The Dr. told me I was impotent. If I gonna be impotent, I's gots ta dress impotent."

ask those who got it to explain it to ya,,,

So. It was an elderly negro conservative woman and the recruits who showed up were liberals.

Now, I got it.