Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah it's just some bloke on a website typing for the attention of the opposite sex.

West Midlands based, 6ft tall, but besides that I have an assortment of talents which include - guitar, weight lifting, eating large amounts with little time to breath in between portions, ability to make any mother ever love me, ability to go shopping with most females without complaining once, and finally my most deadly power...the ability to be relaxed and funny .

So thats it really, I can't fly, I can't shoot lasers out of my eyes and I can't leap a building in a single jump - but i'm pretty human and down to earth hah

Contact either via a message or just scream for help out of your window till I fly by etc etc

Well, I screamed out the window and a
bird chit on the glass.

Wonderful opener :-)
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