You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild

Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

You Are Different and That's Bad

Dad's New Wife Timothy

POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

Your Nightmares Are Real

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

The little engine who didn't want to

Why Mommy's "Friend" Isn't Your Uncle

doctor and outher fun games

Games that only mommy and daddy can play

things that really do fit up your nose

Tasty Mud Pie Recipes

The mother goose kamasutra

1001 things to do with boogers

Alice in Underpants

The golden book of ethnic slurs

your poop is evil

Goldilocks and the 3 (rabid) bears

Snow White & the Seven Perverts

Goldilocks & the Three bare bears

Aladdin and the Magic Lump

Rudolph the Red Nosed Alcoholic

Guide to crossing the Freeway in Rush Hour

horton humps a who

A kids guide to nuclear weaponry

Me and my cancer

Wheat threshers: Fun but deadly