A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all
perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.
Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with
a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the
head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the
tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St.
Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had
any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St.Peter says, "Okay,
dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl
replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do
it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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oh-kay.....

soooooooooooooo at a lost for words

lmao that gets better everytime i hear it lol

loved it hahahahahah!!!!

thats great!!