JK re the third arm, tough to grab the spotlight here :)

Yikes; I am not sure negative attention would be the way to go.

Dang it...I thought witty was the way to go for sure...

Although I'd agree with Pacificstar in general, and she's also witty in saying it, I think you've got a point here :-)

Always :-)

Looks good, short and sweet, can't complain :-)

In some settings humor is great but on line as an intro it can fall a little flat or come off more vulgar than intended.

If someone (your target audience being female) cringes at the idea of seeing pictures of yet another creepy guys "junk" you could be cutting your own throat. To bad because the internal part of the profile isn't too bad. Think I would use the second photo as your lead shot in small size the one you use makes it look like you are picking your teeth or sucking your thumb.

It is the "power of suggestion" that makes you sink or swim.

Been cooler if you said (third leg)

No one can perfact every one tr .