> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at
>him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
place where he
>knows her from.
>
>So he says, "Do you know me?"
>
>To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
kids."
>
>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to
>his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that
>I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your
>partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
>
>She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
teacher."

OMG!!! LMAO!!

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