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I wonder if anyone will read that story and not get it? hahaha
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Idea for a proposal or pick up line.
Have you ever considered that melted cheese is like the glue of the taco? Honey. I want you to be the cheese of my taco. |
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I don't like it when the cheese melts....I'd rather be the tomato in a guy's taco. Everything is better with tomato.
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Well I don't eat tomatoes. Unless it's in the form of sauce. Like BBQ, ketchup or spaghetti.
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My dad used to grow them in his garden. I ate them like apples, only sprinkled with salt. Yummy.
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Izzy I got some cold beer to go with those tacos, we can worry about flirting with the girls later
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thanks for the offer on the beer. But I'm drinking hot chocolate now and Canada Dry ginger ale after. Besides, the tacos belong to paint. So you'll have to ask her for one.
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I'm willing to share with anyone....food that is, everything else is off limits......
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Damn. I was hoping to borrow that pretty dress of yours. lol
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Ha, I'm possessive of my clothes.....my books, my toys, and other things I won't name here.....
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Guess I'll just have to find someone else who has the same one then. hahaha
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I might have a duplicate. Let me check my closet....
Returns 3 hours later..... Yes, I have another one. I think it's your size. Enjoy. 
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yepi. Now I just need accessories. lol
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Diamonds or pearls? Or are you the sort of manly man that feels bold enough to wear both?
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Only if I can find the right balance.
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How about a pearl necklace with diamond accents? Not too overbearing, just the right amount of sexy and slightly snotty...it says "Here I am, but I'm not easy or available."
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Will it help me pick up lesbians? lol
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Only if you have the right shoes. They like pretty shoes. Let me check my closet....
Returns in 4 hours..... Yes, would you like the strappy, 5 inch **** me heels or the 4 inch, thigh high leather lace up boots? |
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Are the boots leather. I love leather. hahahaha
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Leather always. With metal buckles......
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