A lady stops at the store to pick up some lettuce. She wonders around the produce department and finds no lettuce. She asks to see the manager, who comes out from his office. She asks him where the lettuce is. He responds with, "Miss, we are out of lettuce and wont have any until tomorrow." The lady insists that she needs lettuce for a dinner party that night and that there must be some lettuce somewhere in the store. The manager replies,"Miss, can you spell lettuce with an 'f'." The woman thinks for a moment and says, "There is no f in lettuce." That's exactly what I have been trying to tell you Miss, have a good day.

that is too cute , i have to remember that one. have a great day

good one lissa!!