Topic: the dumbest thing you ever said! would be? | |
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Conversation with my mom...
Me: Mom, he has a good heart... Mom: BS. Yep. Parents knew best at that time... Come to think of it... Everyone knew better but me... |
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She wouldn't play around on me ? Grrrrr.....
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She wouldn't play around on me ? Grrrrr..... exactly but i never thought he would cheat. Live and learn. Lol |
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"yes I'll relocate to be with you"...WTH was I thinking?
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yes I will follow my heart.. never the dumbest thing!!!!
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at a dinner party
There is a vegetarian option, you can f--k off |
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"I love you"
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you are welcome any time.....(that's when weird phone calls at all hours started)
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To my son ' Aye bring a couple of your pals back after football and i'll get you all a McDonalds, ok? ' He brought 24 mates back after football training. I honoured my promise though, but he was on dishes duty for a month! Ha ha
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I asked an acquaintance battling with cancer "hey how are you" and she responded with "well I'm not gonna die yet".....I felt terrible after
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I am a night person...
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I asked an acquaintance battling with cancer "hey how are you" and she responded with "well I'm not gonna die yet".....I felt terrible after I feel that was a genuine concern of yours. Checking in with an acquaintance shows your heart. |
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I asked an acquaintance battling with cancer "hey how are you" and she responded with "well I'm not gonna die yet".....I felt terrible after I feel that was a genuine concern of yours. Checking in with an acquaintance shows your heart. yeah...that's right! |
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I asked an acquaintance battling with cancer "hey how are you" and she responded with "well I'm not gonna die yet".....I felt terrible after I feel that was a genuine concern of yours. Checking in with an acquaintance shows your heart. yeah...that's right! Thanks Storm and Prashant. Lesson learned though...whenever I bump into her now, I would just usually smile and say Hi to her and skip the whole how are you part...and just jump right to a casual conversation... |
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I once said to.a girl wot u doing 2 nite she stunk of b.o. nothing y do u wanna take me out? No get a bath love u stink
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"I love you" @indignus, aw I love u too punkin jk I couldn't resist |
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While eating dinner with a girlfriend's parents at their home I commented on something her dad had said by remarking, "That's what I was telling Karen yesterday at lunch." Everybody stopped eating and stared at me, mouths agape. While I had indeed made that statement to Karen the day before during lunch, their daughter's name is NOT Karen. I was offered no dessert. Go figure.
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While eating dinner with a girlfriend's parents at their home I commented on something her dad had said by remarking, "That's what I was telling Karen yesterday at lunch." Everybody stopped eating and stared at me, mouths agape. While I had indeed made that statement to Karen the day before during lunch, their daughter's name is NOT Karen. I was offered no dessert. Go figure. well, that just takes the cake |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Sun 03/02/14 04:23 PM
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One of my bosses friends ( Mr. Mctigh ) calls a few times a week to talk to him and I have to patch him through to my bosses office. My co workers have nicknamed the gentleman Mr. McMooch as he is constantly borrowing money from people.
You guessed it.... Sir, .... Mr Mcmooch is on the line for you . |
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