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Topic: the dumbest thing you ever said! would be?
funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 02/01/14 08:47 AM
When I was youger I asked my Mums friend if she was having a girl or a boy. She wasn't even pregnant. When she left my Mum went mental at me

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 02/01/14 09:01 AM
did the same thing but in reverse.. standing in line at Costco..ie bulk grocery store... I offered this rather large lady.. some diet advice.. well!! she looked up at me .like I left the house and forgot to put my helmet.on..lol.. I'm not fat I'm pregnant you moron..lmao

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 02/01/14 09:06 AM
did the same thing but in reverse.. standing in line at Costco..ie bulk grocery store... I offered this rather large lady.. some diet advice.. well!! she looked up at me .like I left the house and forgot to put my helmet.on..lol.. I'm not fat I'm pregnant you moron..lmao Well you are a pikey so I'd expect that from you LMFAO

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Sat 02/01/14 09:21 AM
"I don't want to".... never seems to fail to be a challenge to folks to make you by fair or more often foul means.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 02/01/14 09:24 AM
did the same thing but in reverse.. standing in line at Costco..ie bulk grocery store... I offered this rather large lady.. some diet advice.. well!! she looked up at me .like I left the house and forgot to put my helmet.on..lol.. I'm not fat I'm pregnant you moron..lmao Well you are a pikey so I'd expect that from you LMFAO ... ... well girlfriend it takes one to know one.. oh yeah" I went there" .. no you "didnn't...". oh "snap 'yes I did!.. wezz.wezzz. you're so E.Z. .. .. here's a Kleenex dry your tears and blow your nos..e. because I hear your mama calling you.. .. U

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 02/01/14 09:26 AM
did the same thing but in reverse.. standing in line at Costco..ie bulk grocery store... I offered this rather large lady.. some diet advice.. well!! she looked up at me .like I left the house and forgot to put my helmet.on..lol.. I'm not fat I'm pregnant you moron..lmao Well you are a pikey so I'd expect that from you LMFAO ... ... well girlfriend it takes one to know one.. oh yeah" I went there" .. no you "didnn't...". oh "snap 'yes I did!.. wezz.wezzz. you're so E.Z. .. .. here's a Kleenex dry your tears and blow your nos..e. because I hear your mama calling you.. .. U Aaawww you called me girlfriend

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 02/01/14 09:34 AM Edited by no1phD on Sat 02/01/14 09:39 AM
did the same thing but in reverse.. standing in line at Costco..ie bulk grocery store... I offered this rather large lady.. some diet advice.. well!! she looked up at me .like I left the house and forgot to put my helmet.on..lol.. I'm not fat I'm pregnant you moron..lmao Well you are a pikey so I'd expect that from you LMFAO ... ... well girlfriend it takes one to know one.. oh yeah" I went there" .. no you "didnn't...". oh "snap 'yes I did!.. wezz.wezzz. you're so E.Z. .. .. here's a Kleenex dry your tears and blow your nos..e. because I hear your mama calling you.. .. U Aaawww you called me girlfriend .. Ahh of course sweetie!!.. you're my girlfriend!!.. someone's gotta hold the door open for all the rest of these b******is.. ..U..R..my..G..big..kiss..

allie0408 Joined Fri 01/31/14 Posts: 129	Sat 02/01/14 09:42 AM
Just one thing? Ah... Heres my number...

teasingbrunette Joined Tue 05/26/09 Posts: 5449	Sat 02/01/14 02:01 PM
out one evening at a benefit, I found the venue very warm and stuffy...I remarked to my friend I was with...'I'm soooo hot.'...only to realise it was not my friend and the reply came back to me 'you certainly are'...I blushed and laughed but try not to find myself in that situation again!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 02/01/14 02:07 PM Edited by no1phD on Sat 02/01/14 02:09 PM
out one evening at a benefit, I found the venue very warm and stuffy...I remarked to my friend I was with...'I'm soooo hot.'...only to realise it was not my friend and the reply came back to me 'you certainly are'...I blushed and laughed but try not to find myself in that situation again! oh please.. come on.. really.. you must be so hot"""". Oh golly gee.. why I do say kind sir..hehehe..wezzz.Ezz.. you like to play please pick me!!!.. joking

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Sat 02/01/14 02:10 PM
Lets start our relationship over and give it one more try... and another... and another...

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Sat 02/01/14 04:05 PM
Lets start our relationship over and give it one more try... and another... and another... funny and yet we do it over and over and over....

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 02/01/14 04:57 PM
Is that your grandfather, it was actualy her father

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Sat 02/01/14 06:50 PM
I DO I DONT!!!!!!! Lololol

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Sat 02/01/14 11:32 PM
If you really love me ? You would marry me !!!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 02/02/14 01:51 AM Edited by Leigh2154 on Sun 02/02/14 01:57 AM
Yes, I'd love to....WAIT!!.....I changed my mind, it was, "Thanks, but no thanks."....Yes, I'm sure that was it, or was it, "I might, let me think about it."....

Jax904 Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 28	Sun 02/02/14 10:32 AM
Yes, I'd love to....WAIT!!.....I changed my mind, it was, "Thanks, but no thanks."....Yes, I'm sure that was it, or was it, "I might, let me think about it.".... "Would you like to...?" ... "You're welcome... I Think"... "Will you?"... Aw SHUCKS!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 02/02/14 10:55 AM
Ok! go back to doing "whatever" "you were doing

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 02/05/14 12:19 PM
are you "sure"we don't need to use a condom!!

allie0408 Joined Fri 01/31/14 Posts: 129	Sun 02/09/14 06:23 AM
Hope you're feeling better. Said it to my best friend when she was in the hospital and she was in terrible pain... I still remember how she glared at me.