(I wrote this one myself, sorry if it's stupid or offensive. )

A conversation between a Pretty Young Woman and an older man:

Woman: Excuse me, can I ask you a serious question?

Man: Yes of course, what's on your mind?

Woman: I was dumped by my boyfriend recently, he said I wasn't the kind of girl he thought I was when we first met. I don't get it, I'm sweet and kind, what do men want in a woman?

Man: Well form personal experience, Men want to see a little bit of themselves in their women.

Woman: Wow, really?

Man: Yep, all night long!

Haha, oh my god...

I can't help to find that half-funny. :)