Morning ladies. Here's your sandwiches. Mcdonalds aint got nothing on me. They charge 20 bucks for these things in fine restaurants. But then again morel mushrooms are 23 dollars a pound and goat cheese is 50 dollars a pound.

i just compared finding someone to fishing and to trucks

Thanks Longhair the sandwich is excellent.

ok im back for a sec just came home to change clothes and check my mail...i am so pissed at my family but hey prolly after this i wont ever talk to them again...but hey thats life...talk to you all later...after the funeral...

Hi Jen

hiya caam

Hey Jen, you ok?

Laura j I'd be your naughty naughty but you reside on the furthest outreaches of our solar system.....Maine!

Love you jen.

benefits of having kids:
no one thinks its weird that you know lines to kids movies or that you watch cartoons

I hear that. I'm 42 no wife no kids. Lotsa toys though. Guess I just can run faster than the women pursueing me.

i have 3, you wanna borrow one so no one thinks you're weird for the toys lhb?

gotta run some errands. see yall ina bit

All alone in the Hangout

Gotta love it

I am the best and worst thing for a child. Your child will be returned educated in the ways of longhairbiker. They will be mechanically inclined. They will know welding. They will know mathematics, geometry, conversions, schematics, trajectories. They will be returned knowing how to play guitar and speak foreign languages. I have a niece and nephew. And I'm a surrogate uncle to all my freinds children. And I work with underpriveledged kids when I have time. Love children. Just don't have any.

Those were my grandsons

Taught them both how to read

I love 'em more than anyone could imagine

I have always had a difficult time with Mathematics

If i send them to you you will help them through the abstract right?

And how old are they?

3 and 4

hello ladies


how can you all have a party without me,i mean at least you could have called


i want some breakfest

One of my freinds is mad at me. I taught his 3 year old son to say "hubba hubba" everytime he sees a pretty girl. Picture that at the grocery store.