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Topic: Lepers Hangout
carebear19622 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 8760	Sun 09/16/07 11:42 AM
hey biker share lunch with me I'M at work and could use it

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 11:44 AM
Then there was the constant chronic whiner who wasn't happy until she made everyone in the room miserable to the point of suicide.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 09/16/07 11:45 AM
Hmmmm where do you meet your dates biker??? at the bar???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 11:46 AM
Plate of wild turkey on ice comin up.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 11:49 AM
I meet them at church picnics. And grocery stores. Bible studies and Activist protests.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 11:59 AM
Then there was those two girls I dated from the quadrapalegic center. One had one leg longer than the other. What was her name. Oh eileen. She left me for a guy who had no arms or legs who was always lying on the floor. Gee what was his name I forget. Oh matt.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 09/16/07 12:00 PM
lmaooooooooooooooooooo yer killing me over here biker!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 12:03 PM
Howsit goin carebear? Thanks for being a freind. Avatar. Avatar. Avatar.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 12:10 PM
Try this one out. I dated this woman who was nice, quiet, shy until she drank alcohol. Then she turned into a monster unlike anything you could possibly imagine. The term is blackout drunk. But in the morning she was back to normal like nothing happened. My freinds started calling her Dr. Jeckyl, miss hyde.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 09/16/07 12:13 PM
Sooooooo youre trying the net now biker??? For more quality drunk women???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 12:15 PM
It wasn't until one night she had 3 stiff drinks and drove her suv through the back wall of her garage. And when her neighbors complained she grabbed a shotgun and started shooting at them that I realized that this was not my lifepartner.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 09/16/07 12:16 PM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 12:18 PM
After all this now you know why I'm scared of women.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 12:21 PM
I run as fast as I can in the other direction.

SuzinVA Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 28730	Sun 09/16/07 12:22 PM
I don't know lhb, you might want to think about becoming a priest at this point LOL Wanna brownie, dark chocolate raspberry chip?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 12:26 PM
I'm a small guy 168 pounds. Got raped once by a 400 pound woman. Quit laughing. It hurt. I felt violated! Quit it its not funny! She overpowered me. Felt like I got run over by a car.

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Sun 09/16/07 12:27 PM
oh geeze I just read through the last few pages..........thank you for the laughter

SuzinVA Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 28730	Sun 09/16/07 12:27 PM
I'm not laughing! (Out loud anyway!)

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Sun 09/16/07 12:31 PM
you seem fully recovered

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/16/07 12:32 PM
Mmmmm that sounds good thank you. Munch munch. Then I dated a chronic pothead. B!tch tells me "I like marijuana and marijuana likes me!" I told her "good you wacky weedhead I hope you and marijuana are happy together. I'm outta here."