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      I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. 
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      Would you check and see if im on that list?  lol
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      On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom   | |
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      Lol.  Im thinking im on a  list or two more.  I know Im on the list called "needed love" lol
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      LOL!
 the doctor says he's never seen a skin condition like mine | |
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      hahaha!
 I have a date with the Sheriff | |
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| I'd love to go out with you but... ...I'd rather have an enema tonight.   | |
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      id love to go out with you but.... i im wastching the golden girls tonight, ya the golden girls thats it!!
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      love to go out with you, but my mom needs help getting her vibe out,, its stuck again
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      Lol...I dont think i would ask my son to help with that
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      love to go out with you  but im having a sex change tomorrow    | |
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      My portable oxygen tank is empty.
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      My heart pacemaker needs an oil change   | |
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      Thanks needed a smile today
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      I'd love to go out with you but,
 they're havin' a sale on Depends today at Kmart that i just can't miss.   | |
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      My Blow up doll would get jealous!!   | |
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      Hey rocker thats what you told me...... DAMN IT!!!!         | |
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      but i have crabs    | |
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      I never go out on days that end in "Y" 
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      would love to go out with you but your mom would get jelous     | |
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