A young girl was on a carriage ride with her mother .
It was a cold blistery January day and the girl said to her mother
"Mom. My hands are cold,"
Her mother said,
"Put them between your legs and they'll warm up:"
The girl did this and her hands soon warmed up.
The next afternoon she and her boy friend were outside playing
He said,
"My nose is cold!"
She replied
"Put it between my legs and it will warm up."
So he put his nose between her legs and it soon warmed up.
Later on that day he complained that his penis was frozen solid, and again she replied,
"Stick it between my legs and it will warm up."
Her boyfriend stuck his penis between her legs and it very quicky warmed up.
That night she asked her mother what a penis was, and out of curosity she asked why, and the daughter replied,
"Because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.!

Thats pretty funny!

Good One!!!