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Topic: Hand Job
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 09/06/07 09:15 AM
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "Indeed I am." The man replies "Well, wash your f*cking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Thu 09/06/07 09:17 AM
For real!!!!

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Thu 09/06/07 09:21 AM
Tom... Leave it to you...to post this....

cats219 Joined Wed 08/01/07 Posts: 2663	Thu 09/06/07 09:22 AM
Lol to fliping funny.

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Thu 09/06/07 09:23 AM
ROFL...

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lizardking19 Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 1278	Thu 09/06/07 09:36 AM
oh thats good

nascar_chic_1976 Joined Thu 07/12/07 Posts: 42	Thu 09/06/07 09:53 AM
That is just too funny lmao

Summerz Joined Sun 08/12/07 Posts: 147	Thu 09/06/07 10:10 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Motevia Joined Tue 06/12/07 Posts: 271	Thu 09/06/07 10:51 AM


onegoofydame Joined Fri 08/17/07 Posts: 3560	Thu 09/06/07 10:53 AM
Soooooooo funny!

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