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izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 06:54 PM
Think of the bright side to that though. No need to see a dentist anymore. Unless I grow teeth somewhere else.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 06:55 PM
That sounds like the world's creepiest scary movie, "Guess where I grew a tooth??? You'll never guess!!!" bites your face

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 07:00 PM
Well you know there was a time where in come places they told people that women had teeth in their vagina's and if they tried to have sex with them they would lose their *****. There is a movie called teeth inspired by that myth.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 07:02 PM
Yeah, I refuse to watch it. It sounds disturbing. I like creepy horror, not disturbing horror. That would be an awesome thing, though, if a guy screws you over, just screw him and bam! he's a goner....

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 07:52 PM
I didn't think it was scary. Just absurd.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:00 PM
Sounds dumb. And inconvenient. And not to be graphic or really disgusting, but seriously, how would you brush those things?

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 08:02 PM
A toilet brush? lol

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:04 PM
That would burn and sting and set up a massive infection..... And unless you're a big old whore, the brush wouldn't fit.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 08:10 PM
Well it's the first thing I could think of that has a round shape for cleaning something like that.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:14 PM
A Q-tip might work better.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 08:17 PM
Well yeah if you want to be safer. hahaha

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:19 PM
Safety first!

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 08:21 PM
How about a toilet brush with a condom on it.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:29 PM
Sounds squishy....

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 08:34 PM
Better hope the condom doesn't break.

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:45 PM


izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 08:51 PM
Are you having a hard time choosing a picture to use. I think you've changed it at least 4 times in the last half hour. lol

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:54 PM
I'm on the fence about my feet pic....on the one hand, I like it. But on the other hand it invites perverts to view my profile. So I don't know...however, perverts will view regardless, so yeah.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Fri 12/27/13 08:56 PM
You could try finding a picture of a vag with teeth. lol

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Fri 12/27/13 08:57 PM
Hahaha, if that didn't bring out the pervy pervs nothing would...