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Topic: Who do you want in your stocking for christmas?
CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Tue 12/17/13 09:48 PM
Oh we're giving our sexy man orders for Christmas!! Ill take 2 orders of man please.... Large , light and dark and with all of the trimmings! Trimmings..good kisser..gainfully employed...great in bed!! All of that... Yes...I need two... In case the 1st one is defective# And comes with warranty!!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Tue 12/17/13 09:50 PM
I prefer a "what"!! What is a Melmacian? Dont get fuzzy Mr!!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Tue 12/17/13 09:51 PM
well....I can think of a few I wouldn't mind seeing in my stocking but I am not planning to post that info here Party Pooper Merry Christmas! thanks Betty!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Tue 12/17/13 09:51 PM
We can order a Man for Christmas And right to your doorstep!!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Tue 12/17/13 09:55 PM
We can order a Man for Christmas And right to your doorstep!! who said anything about the doorstep he gets in the stocking...that's it....no creeping around knocking on doors & stuff and looking in closets and touching my stuff

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Tue 12/17/13 09:55 PM
Do you want fries with that?

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Tue 12/17/13 09:58 PM
We can order a Man for Christmas Have you been a vewy good girl? I have been a vewy vewy vewy good girl! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Can I have a man now? Hyperventilating!! Saaaaaantaaaaaa.....youuuuuu huuuuuuuuu.. We got some excited orders here

JuNiTo1 Joined Fri 12/06/13 Posts: 15	Tue 12/17/13 10:07 PM
My future wife, after all then meeting n winning her would be easy, wait a sec my wife would think dat was too easy n test me all over again, oh yea can i get a wat wat for pazsion

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Tue 12/17/13 10:11 PM
We can order a Man for Christmas And right to your doorstep!! who said anything about the doorstep he gets in the stocking...that's it....no creeping around knocking on doors & stuff and looking in closets and touching my stuff Your stocking,Ma'm...

tazzym1965 Joined Wed 05/22/13 Posts: 1	Tue 12/17/13 10:27 PM
im very new on here and i think you are all hilarious thx i could use a laugh

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Wed 12/18/13 06:36 AM
I will take Santa Claus, that way I will get everything I ask for.

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Wed 12/18/13 06:56 AM
I will take Santa Claus, that way I will get everything I ask for. Smart!!!

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Wed 12/18/13 08:23 AM Edited by ridewytepony on Wed 12/18/13 08:24 AM
Who would it be and why! Who? Hmmmm.hope they would fit on my sock. Lol I could put part of me in your sock. Northern Canada can get pretty cold this time of year.

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Wed 12/18/13 09:06 AM
I will take Santa Claus, that way I will get everything I ask for. Heeeeeeyyyyy... You'll leave the rest of us with nothing...

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Wed 12/18/13 09:07 AM
I will take Santa Claus, that way I will get everything I ask for. Don't be greedy. How will the rest of us get what we ask for then?

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Wed 12/18/13 10:30 AM
Nicole Scherzinger, naked? I'd turn her g-spot into an alphabet!! She'd walk out my house like that bandy-legged cowboy from the Bugs Bunny cartoons? Yosemite Sam, that's the dude!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Wed 12/18/13 10:38 AM
This: well....I can think of a few I wouldn't mind seeing in my stocking but I am not planning to post that info here And as for the rest, sort of like TeeBee, just that I'm greedier as I don't want 2, I'll take 3. In case one is defective and the other gets tired. I got an appetite, can't help it. I blame NewbieChick, lol, she talked about going on a rampage

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Wed 12/18/13 11:05 AM
I will take Santa Claus, that way I will get everything I ask for. Smart!!! I thought so :bana:banana Newbiechick and Kartagane Don't worry about that. If you whisper in my ear what you want, I will make sure Santa gives it to you.

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Wed 12/18/13 11:18 AM
We can order a Man for Christmas I have been a vewy vewy vewy good girl! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Can I have a man now? Hyperventilating!! Saaaaaantaaaaaa.....youuuuuu huuuuuuuuu.. We got some excited orders here brrrrreathe... brrreathe..... Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm putting out 3 stockings for my man so he will keep every little or big thing nice and warm for when I wake up!!!!! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Wed 12/18/13 12:08 PM
I will take Santa Claus, that way I will get everything I ask for. Smart!!! I thought so :bana:banana Newbiechick and Kartagane Don't worry about that. If you whisper in my ear what you want, I will make sure Santa gives it to you. HAH! Liar! All the while,you are having a blast of a time!!?? Haaaappy Hoooolidays!!