Picture this: You meet someone you really like... the one in fact... and you propose, and they say yes, and she invites you to meet her family. All of them. And you shake dads hand, and hug mom and kiss grandma on the cheek, and everyone is so delighted and proud, and you go to make a speech about your bride to be and how she is the light of your life and the room grows quiet...

and as you open your mouth to speak, you let out a loud wet butt cheek flapping fart into grandpa Joe's face with such force it blows the toupee right off his head.

This joke is a lot like that. Except with more awkwardness and less heart failure.

Thats pretty funny, I've heard it bin said
but at a much young age..more speach impediments
Had friends that couldnt say, iron ,aluminum. linoleum
I'm like; just call it lino. most 'grow out of it' with
corective methods.

al that writing and thats all you got out
of it Debbie Downer work with
me here

Thats pretty funny, I've heard it bin said
but at a much young age..more speach impediments
Had friends that couldnt say, iron ,aluminum. linoleum
I'm like; just call it lino. most 'grow out of it' with
corective methods.

Talking of speech impediments who put the"S"in lisp?they were definately taking the pith!