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A group of dyslexic south africans were seen laying flowers outside a car showroom.it was nissan main dealers!
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You bumped you head man!
What kinda chit joke is that Your are just going to have to explain it? Nissan...Nassin? Wtf dude)? |
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Hey! Nissan makes nice cars!
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Well they do! |
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You bumped you head man! What kinda chit joke is that Your are just going to have to explain it? Nissan...Nassin? Wtf dude)? They are dyslexic+wentto nissan main dealers instead of nelson mandelas.ru dyslexic too? 
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Well they do! Haha I drive a Nissan! I just don't get the OP! |
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Nissan main dealers
Nelson Mandela... Yeah I got it 
You've been funnier
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Sun 12/15/13 07:15 AM
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 You bumped you head man! What kinda chit joke is that Your are just going to have to explain it? Nissan...Nassin? Wtf dude)? They are dyslexic+wentto nissan main dealers instead of nelson mandelas.ru dyslexic too?
I couldn't help but notice you spelt
Nelson Mandela wrong the second time
not sure if I'm laughing with ya but nevertheless, I'm laughing. I was banging my head last night trying to figure it out and just couldn't figure out the flower connection who's Mandela anyways??. ..I have definitely heard that name someplace before but I just can't pinpoint it. now thats a joke
Not many people know this but Mandela was a Canadian citizen since '92 and get this they said on the Canadian News that he WAS the {First LIVING honorary Canadian citizen) So would that mean Canada makes dead people honorary citizens?? possibly. Maybe the news anchor worded it very badly, meaning he was the first honorary citizen.
So having said all that, wouldn't he own another title of firsts to add to his legacy. That would NOW make him the the first living honorary Canadian citizen that is dead OR that news anchor might say the first living dead person that.... 
just thinking your joke was a bit of a stretch You should have made a connection to Mandela like going to pay respect to the great leader..or something to that effect. IMO.
And yes I am Dyslexic and severely retarded. you got any more Dyslexic jokes? I have one; did you hear about the dyslexic atheist Insomniac??? he layed awake all night wonding if there realy is a doG..
Welcome to mingles Peace <> out Pony |
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I have one; did you hear about the dyslexic atheist Insomniac??? he layed awake all night wonding if there realy is a doG..
Welcome to mingles Peace <> out Pony Ha that ones cute! 
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Sun 12/15/13 10:01 AM
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I have one; did you hear about the dyslexic atheist Insomniac??? he layed awake all night wonding if there realy is a doG..
Welcome to mingles Peace <> out Pony Ha that ones cute!
Frick! My phone died and lost my post. Anyways my friends 15yr old Daughter told me that one back in '94-5 and I didn't know what an atheist was (or wasn't) so a faked it..lol and it took me a while to piece it together. You look familiar? Did we sleep together a few times maybe?lol..thats not a bad line? Hey don't laugh, I was passing through a smallish northern city and picked up this woman and it wasn't til the next morning that I realize I picked her up 2 yrs earlier...I don't think she remembered either but agree when I realized. .lol and no she wasn't a working girl. I read in the ReadersDigest(Canadian) under subject "Life is funny that way"(stories from readers)this one come from the man in suject: the guy moves to a retirement home and is meeting the shut ins around the table and after meeting most, he extends his hand to another lady and says "and you are? she replies, much to his surprise with; "your first wife" and life's "funny" that way.That is exactly why I shop for my future X wives from out of country, to assure this not to EVER happen I would be pleading
with my kid to get me to another place and he would say: "yeah remember that Motor cross bike I wanted when I was eleven? yeah.. what goes around comes around. .paybacks are a Biotch pops. one would only hope to have alzheimers (old timers).lol I couldn't take it any longer lord I was crazed and when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave I started swearing to my God and on my mothers grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore I would love you to the end of time now I'm praying for the end of time 'Cause if I got to spend another minute with you I don't really think I could survive I never break my promise I never break my vows but God only knows I could do it right now so now I'm praying for the end or time soooo I can eeeend myyyy timmmmme with you. (The masterful "Paradise by the dashboard")~Meatloaf~ |
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A group of dyslexic south africans were seen laying flowers outside a car showroom.it was nissan main dealers!
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I have one; did you hear about the dyslexic atheist Insomniac??? he layed awake all night wonding if there realy is a doG..
Welcome to mingles Peace <> out Pony Ha that ones cute!
So was yours!!! |
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I have one; did you hear about the dyslexic atheist Insomniac??? he layed awake all night wonding if there realy is a doG..
Welcome to mingles Peace <> out Pony Ha that ones cute!
Frick! My phone died and lost my post. Anyways my friends 15yr old Daughter told me that one back in '94-5 and I didn't know what an atheist was (or wasn't) so a faked it..lol and it took me a while to piece it together. You look familiar? Did we sleep together a few times maybe?lol..thats not a bad line? Hey don't laugh, I was passing through a smallish northern city and picked up this woman and it wasn't til the next morning that I realize I picked her up 2 yrs earlier...I don't think she remembered either but agree when I realized. .lol and no she wasn't a working girl. I read in the ReadersDigest(Canadian) under subject "Life is funny that way"(stories from readers)this one come from the man in suject: the guy moves to a retirement home and is meeting the shut ins around the table and after meeting most, he extends his hand to another lady and says "and you are? she replies, much to his surprise with; "your first wife" and life's "funny" that way.That is exactly why I shop for my future X wives from out of country, to assure this not to EVER happen I would be pleading
with my kid to get me to another place and he would say: "yeah remember that Motor cross bike I wanted when I was eleven? yeah.. what goes around comes around. .paybacks are a Biotch pops. one would only hope to have alzheimers (old timers).lol I couldn't take it any longer lord I was crazed and when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave I started swearing to my God and on my mothers grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore I would love you to the end of time now I'm praying for the end of time 'Cause if I got to spend another minute with you I don't really think I could survive I never break my promise I never break my vows but God only knows I could do it right now so now I'm praying for the end or time soooo I can eeeend myyyy timmmmme with you. (The masterful "Paradise by the dashboard")~Meatloaf~ Never slept with me!!! |
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Just a thought but who named dyslexia that?I wonder how many dyslexics can spell that?+this is true I have a dyslexic pal who can't say it+thinks he is dy-lex-ic.someone was having a laugh there!
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I have one; did you hear about the dyslexic atheist Insomniac??? he layed awake all night wonding if there realy is a doG..
Welcome to mingles Peace <> out Pony Ha that ones cute!
Frick! My phone died and lost my post. Anyways my friends 15yr old Daughter told me that one back in '94-5 and I didn't know what an atheist was (or wasn't) so a faked it..lol and it took me a while to piece it together. You look familiar? Did we sleep together a few times maybe?lol..thats not a bad line? Hey don't laugh, I was passing through a smallish northern city and picked up this woman and it wasn't til the next morning that I realize I picked her up 2 yrs earlier...I don't think she remembered either but agree when I realized. .lol and no she wasn't a working girl. I read in the ReadersDigest(Canadian) under subject "Life is funny that way"(stories from readers)this one come from the man in suject: the guy moves to a retirement home and is meeting the shut ins around the table and after meeting most, he extends his hand to another lady and says "and you are? she replies, much to his surprise with; "your first wife" and life's "funny" that way.That is exactly why I shop for my future X wives from out of country, to assure this not to EVER happen I would be pleading
with my kid to get me to another place and he would say: "yeah remember that Motor cross bike I wanted when I was eleven? yeah.. what goes around comes around. .paybacks are a Biotch pops. one would only hope to have alzheimers (old timers).lol I couldn't take it any longer lord I was crazed and when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave I started swearing to my God and on my mothers grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore I would love you to the end of time now I'm praying for the end of time 'Cause if I got to spend another minute with you I don't really think I could survive I never break my promise I never break my vows but God only knows I could do it right now so now I'm praying for the end or time soooo I can eeeend myyyy timmmmme with you. (The masterful "Paradise by the dashboard")~Meatloaf~ Never slept with me!!! Well no FN Chit Jethro's sister nice minglen' and singlin'
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Ha! Silly!
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