Akpos was called for an
interview by Chevron based
on his performance while
working for shell.
INTERVIEWER: What is your
current pay at Shell and
what are you looking at
with Chevron?
AKPOS: N9m per annum
plus medical and other
benefits. Considering the
position here in Chevron, I'd
be looking at N20-22m per
annum, a status car,
overseas vacation and
medicals.
INTERVIEWER: Today is your
lucky day! The position
comes with N35m per
annum salary, 2014 Range
Rover Sport as official car,
Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as
status car, overseas medical
treatment. A fully furnished
house here in lekki, health
insurance for your wife and
children, 2 houses to be
built for you in any town of
your choice and in your
village, annual overseas
vacation for you and your
family fully-paid first class,
N2m wardrobe allowance
per annum, cook, steward
and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you're
entitled to keep all that the
company gives you if you
put in just 3 years of
service...
AKPOS: (in bewildered
excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you
must be joking!!!
INTERVIEWER: Of course
I'm joking! Were you not
the one that started it?