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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7 | |
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For blowing out the candles on my birthday cake.
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For stealing chocolate bunnies from the kids
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For stealing the dogs food
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for feeding me dog food and telling me its a new hamburger helper
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for playing his banjo too loud
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For filling the jelly wrestling pool with real jellyfish
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hmmmm the man knows me too well
for not cooking me some eggs 
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.. for being just too darn happy.. if there is such a thing
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For driving naked
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For asking an officer to drive naked so she could watch!
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Good God almighty I'd love to watch a Mr. Occifer with nothing on but his shirt driving. My mouth literally just watered lmao
For stealing crayons from blind kids |
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Who wouldn't want to watch that really?
For poking the fat clown on the corner with a pencil to see if his belly was inflated! |
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For running into Burger King at full speed and screaming "whopper!"
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For asking the firemen if they would show her their woppers! 
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Girl them firemen can show me whoppers,hoses,noses, and whatever else they've got lolololol
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Bnj, for groping the strippers during her lap dance. Oooh lala
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Girl them firemen can show me whoppers,hoses,noses, and whatever else they've got lolololol
For telling my secret about the strippers!
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For secretly recording the strippers
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For stealing my recording and watching it on the big screen at the movie theater!
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Oh yeah baby. Lol
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