Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 7 | |
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For being on mingle2 top 10 most wanted list That's the 2nd time someone said this to me.. What the heck did I do wrong, now..? What and where is this list..? |
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For not posting enough on Mingle2. There are mingle2 police that take notice
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For not posting enough on Mingle2. There are mingle2 police that take notice For failing to keep the Mingle2 police supplied with donuts. |
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Mon 04/14/14 01:43 PM
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For getting cancelled on ABC.., for eating all the producers' cats..!
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for dying my hair the wrong color
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Sorry... I used peroxide.. and the phone rang..., Cutiepie.. my bad..
For telling the doctor I wanted a sex change, instead of an appendectomy ... |
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for telling the doctor I was his nurse
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..for telling the real nurse, that she had the day off..
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for forgetting to put yeast in his breadmaker
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..for disturbing the cook, by bending over in the kitchen..
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for refusing to use the sign in book when visiting someone at the nursing home
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No .. I make an X...
For telling the Chippendale dancers from the bus crash, that she's been ordered by the doctors to give them a sponge bath every two hours.. |
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For failing to pay his ebay tab
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For sexting me and driving lol
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for having sex in the kiddy pool with longboard
that also means he got arrested |
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No he got arrested bc he stood up and poked somebody's eye out
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No he got arrested bc he stood up and poked somebody's eye out oh I for got how big it is |
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...he got arrested coz he's forgetful...
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Jo got arrested..., because she beat up the rude people at the immigration office..
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Jag got arrested...
For throwing a few punches in my fight with the immigration people... |
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