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Topic: when your done blaming bush for the war,
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Sun 09/02/07 06:59 PM
drop by this thread for some ideas on how to win this war.
ok ill go first.
we can win if we NEVER leave. the day we pull out we loose. sorryaboutit.
i tried to warn everyone about that during the pre war hype but no one cared. i said " this one will be measured in decades instead of years".
since were in, why not make it the 51st state? we should all start toting flags with one star in the next row.
take the oil? mabe some virgins too? thats what conquering armies do historically. get er done.
start booking vacations there?

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Sun 09/02/07 07:00 PM
how bout a rambo movie based on the iraq war motif?

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Sun 09/02/07 07:03 PM
oil thier virgins? lol

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Sun 09/02/07 07:15 PM
indifferent indifferent

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Mon 09/03/07 01:32 PM
Hey Rambill:

You suggested a Rambo movie based on Iraq.

Do you remember the TV series, "The A-Team"? The premise being four soldiers on the run, their "crime" was robbing the Bank of Hanoi during the Vietnam war.

Well, Hollywood, like they do with all TV shows, is making a movie "remake" of the A-Team. And, like Hollywood does with every one of these remakes, they're screwing it up. They've announced that the movie version of the A-Team will take place in Iraq rather than Vietnam. Maybe in the movie version, they'll be accused of robbing Saddam's palacelaugh .

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Mon 09/03/07 01:35 PM
I would consider it greatness to pull out and admit that it was a mistake going in in the first place.:wink:

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Mon 09/03/07 01:40 PM
you, and the enemy also.
I want a chain of burger kings in baghdad later. mabe they will have a program like they do here for the towelheads. We could get a business rolling without any taxes for 5 years, then sell it to a sister and do it all over.

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Mon 09/03/07 01:44 PM
Hmmm... I wonder if Chuck Norris is available.

Hiring Chuck Norris could two give us two new options:

1. Chuck could hunt down and take on every terrorist and punch the evil out of them.

or

2. Chuck Norris could round-house kick all of us to 7 years ago so we could stop 9-11 first off and second never go to war in the first place.


Now... which do we choose?

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Mon 09/03/07 01:46 PM
I THINK IT WOULD TAKE CHUCK, JON CLAUDE, steve austin, and mabe rambo to get us out of this one.

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Mon 09/03/07 01:46 PM
And if Chuck displays the gigantic ego he did as executive producer of that God-awful Tv show he did, the terrorists will not even be allowed to land a single punch on him. Even Superman had to sell, if only for a moment.

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Mon 09/03/07 01:48 PM
i fordgo the duke. better send john wayne in too.

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Mon 09/03/07 01:48 PM
OR we could force the terrorists to watch stuff like Roseanne. They'd surrender in a moment. Hell, even guys who only THOUGHT about being terrorists would surrender if faced with THAT!

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Mon 09/03/07 01:50 PM
brodcast her singing the national anthem on all frequencies until further notice??

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Mon 09/03/07 01:51 PM
sick sick

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Mon 09/03/07 01:54 PM
Andreaflowerforyou flowerforyou

Smart woman, Id tend to be with her!

Your way would have Americans still dying 20 years from now, and still claiming, "if we stay just 10 more years we will win!"

No thanks!noway noway noway

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Mon 09/03/07 01:54 PM
instead of the daily thing where they kneel towards mecca, theres a NASCAR RACE ON ALL THE pa systems instead.

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Mon 09/03/07 01:55 PM
"my" way would have americans dying 200 years from now. its not my way, its THE ONLY way to win.

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Mon 09/03/07 01:55 PM
NASCAR...and Pro Wrestling!

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Mon 09/03/07 01:59 PM
Your, "the only way to win" was uttered a million times during the Vietnam war!

Well, we left and I dont see the sky falling yet!

Your, "the only way to win" is a minority view point and will soon be a mute view point!

Then we will see if that makes the sky fall!!!!drinker drinker

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Mon 09/03/07 02:01 PM
It will fall for some, they stop earning money on it.:wink:

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