Topic: Did you get laid today? | |
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Everywhere I look it's humpday
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So, no one said they loved you today, but maybe you got laid! Feel free to tell us here. Since you started the topic, and we all have a sense of humor and courtesy, we should give you my dear the first opportunity to answer your own question. Please go right ahead and give us your answer. "Feel free to tell us here". I believe I did if you look through the thread. |
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Edited by
dcastelmissy
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Wed 10/30/13 05:48 AM
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So, no one said they loved you today, but maybe you got laid! Feel free to tell us here. Since you started the topic, and we all have a sense of humor and courtesy, we should give you my dear the first opportunity to answer your own question. Please go right ahead and give us your answer. "Feel free to tell us here". I believe I did if you look through the thread. Well, I must be getting really old because I could not find a direct answer on any page of this post. But, then, maybe it's hiding there under one of the quotes, so it can't be easily seen. OOhh, you're right it is there in three little words "No I didn't". Now how could I have possibly missed that? |
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Edited by
dcastelmissy
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Wed 10/30/13 05:46 AM
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Edited by
SDSCFof2
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Wed 10/30/13 09:43 AM
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Hmmmmm...this topic has been here for a bit of time.
So, since I ventured into it, I guess I might as well admit...time-wise, take a guess....the winner gets an all expense paid trip to the dude or dudette ranch of their choice, just for the specific pleasure of knocking boots....doing the bump and grind....getting the dust off the family jewels...or however you want to put it. I'll give you a hint as to how long..... |
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Did you get laid today?
Well...no ...But i touched myself |
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Nope not today.
Now last week I fell over the ottoman, broke my toe, bruised me all up and down, and laid me out cold for about an hour. Does that count? Why else would I be spending so much time on Mingle letting my garden and house work go to ruin? Don't let them bust your chops OP some of the response are funny and kind of refreshing to see the self control some of the young people are exercising because I think it will be well rewarded when the right one does come along. |
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Naw I didnt get laid but I sure would like to have someone to.chill with during this fall/winter though maybe even longer depends on compatibility.
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Did you get laid today?
Well...no ...But i touched myself Were you laying down?...Because that might count. |
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Did you get laid today?
Well...no ...But i touched myself Were you laying down?...Because that might count. actually i was standing But it still felt the same... hehehe |
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Standing up sex. Yeah, it counts.
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Everywhere I look it's humpday Omg, it IS humpday. Woot!!! |
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I'm sorry, what was the question again??
#SmokeBreak |
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no but i did draw lips on my hand.that's gotta count for somethin'
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Man, what's everyone saying no for? Well, I guess I haven't today... yet ;) so nope
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Man, what's everyone saying no for? Well, I guess I haven't today... yet ;) so nope i say no because i'm out of money and the hookers quit accepting my credit cards |
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Ha ha, that's a pretty good reason.
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Edited by
Jtevans
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Thu 10/31/13 07:45 AM
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but if i play my cards right,i hear the crack head lady down the street will accept an exxon gas card
winning! |
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Lol, yes. You're definitely winning
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