Ask him what the philosophical thought for the day is?

Take care of her, let her rest and make some chicken soup for her soul

The philosophical thought of the day is this- What is more important in the grand scheme of a relationship? Determining who you love the most, where passions are greatest? Or deciding who is best for you? And if one supersedes the other in importance what are the respective implications upon the choices a person is then beset with?

For example, because I believe that the latter is more important to consider for both persons, I would not date princessment. Not because she isn't gorgeous and attractive as a human being, she is. But there is a religious disparity there that, even if we decided to bridge it successfully, would be the source of a inter-relationship contention and disunity which has been perpetuated for more than a century and shows few signs of abating.
Conversely, if I believed the other source of logic to be true, then the romanticized version of love and its pursuits would have to be my guiding light in discerning who to be with.
However, there is a serious flaw in this mode of thinking which becomes apparent some time after a couple joins based on this drive to a feeling- that being that should there ever be a period of time where the relationship felt to be lacking in terms of passion and love, it would follow in accordance with this theory, that one or both persons would be justified in abandoning the other should another option appear that is more viable in the context of the first rule, and they would be justified by that rule. Provided the overarching beliefs they have consist largely of a hedonist approach to life and no intersecting values or morals, etc. It's a fun thing to consider. =D

Mark? Tell him, welcome to mingle...but not on my bed...

Party

lmao, well said! =D

Ask him to explain the long discourse in terms the average idiot could understand.

I would love to hear the explanation to....Average idiots...lol

Ask him if Argo put him up to this..

Ask him if he got his Christmas present?

...santa skipped his house bcos he was pooing when he came...would you like santa to come back tomorrow?

Lordthur....make yourself useful and help me overturn the mattress, please?

offer her a small cup of warm Sake to relax...

Ask him how he got in as the house has been locked all day.

tell her, I came in thru the bathroom window...

...why??....did u pee on it???

ask him if he needs to go outside, with Lassie & Rin Tin Tin....

Ask him what romantic music he has to listen to?

ask her, to put the luther vandross cd on while i change into my silk pj's

Have him make breakfast while I Change all my lock and key