Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 2 | |
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Tell her nobody called her number two
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Tell him good cause I'm not and goes to sleep lol you sleep on the couch
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Ask her what I did wrong, and slowly slide the couch into the bedroom
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Tell him come back when your single and maybe you'll still be in the couch
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Tell her I sleep alone (many nights), that's pretty single
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So your accustomed to the couch then? No introduction required
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ask her what's gonna happen on the couch
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Tell him he can share it with fussguy
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tell her fussguy can take the couch and the floor is quite comfy for me
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Tell him ok but my bed has boundaries so stay in the floor
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tell her his floor has boundaries too and she should stay on the bed
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CHA CHING!
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tell her the floor is quite cold
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Tell him where to find a spare blanket
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tell her to turn the lights off cus he wants to wear his pjs
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Ask him how he got into my house and tell him he needs to get out of my bed
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tell her she's in the wrong house except she secretly came to see him
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Freak out a little then gingerly part ways like it never happened
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it never happened!
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tell him go back on the floor and stop sleep walking
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