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Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 2
jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Sat 12/14/13 09:24 AM Edited by jagbird on Sat 12/14/13 09:25 AM
So.. you were expecting a threesome..? Tell her that I only massage people who have a face..

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sat 12/14/13 09:29 AM Edited by realcarebear on Sat 12/14/13 09:31 AM
Ha no I just figured she got a hold of the alcoholic beverages we had at our girls night and brought home a freak for massages. No table and that's how I found y'all in my bed.

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Sat 12/14/13 09:31 AM
Well., I don't drink, so I was probably just driving you guys home..

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sat 12/14/13 09:40 AM
Cool

rohrackerkevin Joined Fri 12/13/13 Posts: 5	Sat 12/14/13 11:22 AM
Call CNN and tell 'em I found a real freekin carebear!! Then take her on the road and make buckoo buxs!

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sat 12/14/13 11:39 AM
Count OUR money!!!

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sat 12/14/13 12:01 PM
..... ...tell her that was awesome

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sat 12/14/13 12:10 PM
Put his cigarette out on his forehead! No smoking at my place!

rohrackerkevin Joined Fri 12/13/13 Posts: 5	Sat 12/14/13 12:25 PM
Take all MY money and tell her she gets paid in hugs and rainbows, I mean, you're a carebear!

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sat 12/14/13 12:46 PM Edited by realcarebear on Sat 12/14/13 12:48 PM
Hey!!! Remember bears have sharp teeth and claws! 50/50 I still get hugs and you can keep the rainbow! Otherwise, I eat you!

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sat 12/14/13 08:07 PM
remove her glasses so we can give each other butterfly kisses......

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Sat 12/14/13 08:43 PM
Make him sing me a lullaby and send him to the couch

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 12/14/13 08:45 PM
Definitely would not complain!

Jesusprincessmt Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 11882	Sat 12/14/13 08:47 PM
Tell him if he gets out of my bed I will give him a massage on my massage table

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sat 12/14/13 09:23 PM
cover her glistening body with freshly cut flowers from the garden.....

spacemel Joined Sat 06/29/13 Posts: 3148	Sat 12/14/13 10:08 PM
take your blankets and go to your bed

Toks88 Joined Sun 01/20/13 Posts: 4337	Sun 12/15/13 12:23 AM
would leave the bed

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sun 12/15/13 05:28 AM
Scoot over Toks...I'm tired!

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sun 12/15/13 08:12 AM
tell her, we have to hurry school starts at 8:20....

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sun 12/15/13 08:16 AM
Tell him to forget school...you can never rush a game of Monopoly!