"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night."



"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible"



"Hey, how about... oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie... for as long as we both shall live?"






"turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing. Not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beating of my own heart. I have mail. From you."




“If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is.”

Back on planet Melmac, the sexiest sound was the person you're in love with cooing over the cat that you cooked.

hahahahahaha, I ain't ever inviting you over to my place. I got three lovely cats. Although one seems to have mysteriously disappeared ... Don't tell me ... Noooo you didn't .... !?!?!!!

You are correct. I didn't.
If I had done it, then all 3 of your cats would be missing, because I would have named them "Breakfast", "Lunch" and "Dinner".