Usually when I post one of these many of you women come to my defense, which is nice, but seriously I do not understand this. Women often threaten the Smacky AND many often do the Smacky. For example. I am in the kitchen at work with the cook(female) and a co-worker (female) comes in; says I look often "whiskery"- I didn't shave for a day (or two). I mention that I do not like to shave when I have to work with a certain someone (I do not know if they are aware of a another co-worker who keeps hitting on me, after I told her to drop dead); anyhow the cook throws up her hands and says-go ahead and smack him if you want to, I won't say anything; and the other girl goes= oooh you know sometimes I do really want to smack him.

Now the day before I was waiting for the head (bathroom), when the c0-worker came out and I entered, I mentioned over my shoulder- OMG what did you eat? A corpse? All she said was- you know I am not even talking to you. No Smacky.

Why does the Smacky happen to me so often?

Ok I try to never but my hands on any grown up because I do not want anyone hitting me. I know some females smack guys on a regular basis. Most of the time, as I have observed, this happens because the guy is usually perceived as a nuisance to women.

I am not calling you a nuisance, I am just telling you in these cases, women perceive men to be one so they "smack" them.

at first I was like this...



then was thinking maybe this..



uhh huhh..



((((TB))))Sup..

SMACK!

Any clearer?

Women who are aggressive with men will eventually meet a man who feels reciprocity is apropos and she will then learn to keep her hands to herself and find a more verbally appropriate way to communicate. No one should be hitting anyone and more improved social communication skills need to be acquired and are available on Leisure Learning sites if interested..

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE...NOT OFTEN...BUT MORE OFTEN THEN NOT


a man needs a good smack ya know

with a heart, yes! see they have evolved, in grade three they just
kicked you with those big boots right in the shins when you knew they
liked you..that was mean and that hurt, so its getting better

This brings to mind a song called "smack my ***** up" I gottsta find the link

hey ol' man what's going on it says 1953 under you pic
I didn't think you were that old

Always a smarty azz

Its the Prodigy that song Smack my b***h up is by. You'll have to sign in though because of the content, if you want to watch the full uncensored version, ok?

That's pony for ya!
Hi newbie & thanks Larson!

To be honest, I think you get everything you deserve