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Wtf paint not gone, I can see her
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Edited by
4evababy
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Wed 12/11/13 12:51 PM
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Wtf Sherrie how are you?
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Wtf Sherrie how are you?
Im good((((((Karen)))))   
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Wtf good, I got a lil worried when I saw that post in well wishes :(
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Wtf good, I got a lil worried when I saw that post in well wishes :(
me too 
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Wtf lol
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wtf where's that cutie pie?
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Wtf which cutie pie? Theres so many on here.
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WTF I've got so much to do before moving but I am so unmotivated today...need to get cracking and do the packing.
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Edited by
2KidsMom
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Thu 12/12/13 05:53 AM
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wtf where's that cutie pie?
Wtf... Ha at least he comes when you call him.wtf..I need One like that.hee hee |
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Wtf I just lost the game.
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Edited by
2KidsMom
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Thu 12/12/13 09:45 AM
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wtf....I call this the basement song..Bahahahahahaha...Bags in Red ...just in time for Christmas
ICP...To Catch a Predator I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only 12 Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer Hopin' they'll show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside In my best little girl voice I'm like, "Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!" And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me "Hi there" I stab them in the neck first, cuz it hurts Hit 'em where the blood squirts Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding (chorus #1) I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn for this But it sure is fun! I said it sure is fun! I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! (verse #2) Soon enough Feds will be shutin' down my service Cuz people out there, don't think they deserve this Until its your kid some old man is finger ****in', titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13 Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean? Bring me some Funions and a slurpy Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker "Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody "Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ." "zip it" "plea. please I got money" "Shut it ****er!" "Please! we can work this out" "Silence I said" Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head Cut they ****ing ***** off and stick them in each others mouths Now what ya'll talkin about? (chorus #2 I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! (verse #3) The house is getting funky bodies in the basement, stinkin What the **** am I thinkin'? I put my face-paint on and go down stairs And beat they *** some times, cuz it ease my mind Some of them are dead, and some of are still livin' But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun They cant run so they mad fun I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there" But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair He seen it, ran, I had to give chase We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck "ahhh help, some body any body!" zip it "ahhh! please!" Shut it the **** up "ahhh!" People are lookin! Silence! A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin' Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man But they all never said anything bout it again (chorus #3) I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! I'm probably gonna to burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! Insane Clown Posse - To Catch A Predator Lyrics  
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Wtf. I think my favorite was the great malenko.
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Wtf. I think my favorite was the great malenko. "Great Milenko" Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you an occult sorcerer Of the ancient craft of Necromancy A caster of mind-bending illusions From the nether void of the shadow walkers A soul from Shangra La, The Great Milenko Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Ladies and Gentlemen Witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival Ladies and Gentlemen The Great Milenko Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha |
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Edited by
2KidsMom
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Thu 12/12/13 10:46 AM
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wtf...Homies......My Fav...as well..
"Juggalo Homies" (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant *** relatives over Hampton If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a mutha****a? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the **** threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that **** in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?) Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (Who?) I don't know much but I gotta assume When ya hit ya first neden, ya homies was in the other room [Chorus] We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine Our motha ****in' HOMIES! HOMIES! We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo) HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine HOMIES! HOMIES! [Violent J] Have you ever had a job that you truly despise? Like I don't know maybe dish washin', or ****in' flippin' fries And you got this boss who thinks he's the Don Mega Because he the head manager (Chief Chili Fry Maker) All you can vision is ya'll beating him down Your homies standing on his back while you kicking his head around But responsibility is there, I can't lie tho I'd of been plucked his ****ing eye ball out with a chicken bone I'm crazy as ****, i'll rip your peircings off And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft [Shaggy 2 Dope] When you snuck the car out who did you get? (Who?) And when you got caught, who you blame the ****? (Who?) Who can you relax around and scratch your balls? (Who?) Homies, i'm talking about like you and yours [Chorus] We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine Our motha ****in' HOMIES! HOMIES! We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo) HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine HOMIES! HOMIES! [Violent J, Anybody Killers, and Juggalos] You don't like me, you can **** off! Carnival ain't for everyone! Keep it in your click **** the outside baby You don't like me, you can **** off! Carnival ain't for everyone! Runnin' with the homies until i'm old like Grady [Jamie Madrox] Me and my homies stay tight like a noose And if you step to one of us you better step to the whole crew I never knew that I could depend That I could have some friends that's down to the very end Well that's my homeboys excuse me, my family And when we conquer the world We mackin' on the galaxy 'cause sky's the limit and we ain't finished And if my homies gonna ride ya know I'm with it [Monoxide Child] Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies ya'll Hit it and quit it and then I give it to my homies ya'll I got the world around my finger with my homies ya'll And everything is obsolete unless I hear my homies call We world wide, were homies across the planet Sticking together like zippers on Michael Jackson's "Beat It jacket" They got my back like a tat for that, I love ya'll Hanging till we old and gray like grandpas (Psychopathic) [Chorus - Repeat somewhat] We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine Our motha ****in' HOMIES! HOMIES! We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo) HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine HOMIES! HOMIES! You don't like me, you can **** off! Carnival ain't for everyone! Keep it in your click **** the outside baby You don't like me, you can **** off! Carnival ain't for everyone! Runnin' with the homies until i'm old like Grady You don't like me, you can **** off! Carnival ain't for everyone! Keep it in your click **** the outside baby You don't like me, you can **** off! Carnival ain't for everyone! Swingin' hatches on the daily with my crew actin' crazy |
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Edited by
2KidsMom
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Thu 12/12/13 10:33 AM
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wtf...I like some Black Metal..Underground music..too
wtf I like country wtf I like old and new Rock wtf..I like Reggae I'm Hella mix..not much,I don't like..no doubt thats why I fit into most crowds...lol   
"Juggalo Island" You know what would be the ****? (Let's trip in the sun baby) What if... we had our own island, man? (Let's trip in the sun baby) I got my toes in the sand, watching hoes play volleyball It's summertime and I'm feeling jolly y'all Food on the fire, boats in the water and Taking time off from my serial slaughtering Here for the weekend, me and these friends Sunny sunshine, blue skies never end There's a mermaid waving me to come in Underwater on my balls she's humming Smoking on a fat one, we come to have fun I got my dick in your hotdog bun Pouring off shots for everybody that's sipping Let's get loose now, skinny dipping Don't hate me cuz the Speedo I'm wearing Got your girlfriend staring, we out here Skies so clear, ice cold beer Suntan topless, *****, come over here On Juggalo Island We can be one Haha ha haha! Let our nuts hang by the water On Juggalo Island We can have fun Haha ha haha! We can let go by the water Bang! Pow! Boom! Sunny like high noon Met some Lettes and they all coming over soon Have a luau, I'm getting blew out Come over here if you ever get flew out We got a place for ya, never will ignore ya Got a hot plate, and a drink we gonna pour ya Corps on the grill, Clays on the 1,2 And around here, the dead have fun too Stiffs in the water, floating, we see you Doing flips in the air, run and see, dude No cops, unless they pouring off shots Unless ya helping us smoke these crops Surfing on the big one, having big fun ****ing with a big fat one under the sun Letting em hang, doing our thing Listen to em up and down the beach, everybody sing On Juggalo Island We can be one Haha ha haha! Let our nuts hang by the water On Juggalo Island We can have fun Haha ha haha! We can let go by the water And when the sun goes down, we up all night Dance of the dead, boogie-woogie in the moonlight **** the rules, right? The dead do bite Listen to the Ouija board, we can only do right Can't do wrong, fatty in a blue thong Everybody can't be together with you gone Come get with this, we get ridiculous This world is ours, every bit of this Get you a burger with cheese. Enjoy the breeze I'm jumping coconuts outta palm trees And we all in. I'm freeballing See me shore-side, surfing on a dolphin Grass skirts, dead hula girls, hatchets And whatever your fishing hook catches We only without you, so let's hang Boom! Pow! Bang! Let's do the damn thing! On Juggalo Island We can be one Haha ha haha! Let our nuts hang by the water On Juggalo Island We can have fun Haha ha haha! We can let go by the water [Keep repeating "Let's trip in the sun, baby] On Juggalo Island Haha ha haha! On Juggalo Island Haha ha haha! On Juggalo Island We can be one Haha ha haha! Let our nuts hang by the water On Juggalo Island We can have fun Haha ha haha! We can let go by the water |
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wtf depression suxs
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Wtf I have a pretty wide variety of musical tastes as well. I think it helps as a musician.
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wtf depression suxs WTF Hippie man ? I hear you pard... Gimme a (((hug))) And i hope you soon Will find your reason to smile.... ...Because YOU know you are WORTH it !
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Wtf why does pony think I've all of a sudden thrown my morals down the drain?
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