My sex life with my boyfriend has been sucking lately. I thought maybe it was because I've gained a few pounds recently so the other night I put on a sexy negligee, crawled into bed and started rubbing up on him all nice like. He rolled over and spewed out the same old line..."not tonight honey, I'm tired"... so I started crying. He asked what was wrong. I said "You don't want to have sex with me because I'm too fat. That's it. I'm going to lose 165 lbs if it's the last thing I do!" He said "Don't be silly honey. You don't even weigh 165 lbs!" I said "I know. You do!"

Now I get no sex AND he's not talking to me. Perfect!

Lol, the old two birds with one stone story. wait.. D'oh!

I kinda knew that's how it was gonna go..

Hey you are the Second Miss right I've met....However, when I met the first one I didn't realize her first name was Always!

I was 174 in January I'm down to 145 now I walked 3 miles a day all summer and to tell the truth I felt better when I was heavier but I'm loving the new jean sizes

its so hard to lose weight its killing me!

Too funny! I swear I was having a 'debate' with my boyfriend the other night and after FINALLY winning the battle and forcing him to admit defeat, I gloated that I was gonna go have my first name legally changed to Sheeze and my middle name would of course have to be Always. Sheeze Always Wright! I thought it was a brilliant idea!

He just did one of these...

But as a guy NEVER admit defeat! But than again, depending on the 'debate' sometimes we just let you ladies 'think' you won

Thats like the African guy, with the Scottish dad who had the crabs? Mabozza Ritchie !

Thats like the African guy, with the Scottish dad who had the crabs? Mabozza Ritchie !

Of course he went
You give the impression that you really are Miss Take.

Men and talking.. is it really necessary?