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Topic: somebody to laugh with
23_vVerniy Joined Thu 09/19/13 Posts: 41	Thu 09/19/13 10:01 PM
when you're broken and need to recover laughing can only be effective if its real... looking for somebody so cool and can make me laugh like a baby.. ;) <3

Pau30 Joined Sat 09/14/13 Posts: 1	Fri 09/20/13 07:11 AM
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 09/20/13 08:54 AM
when you're broken and need to recover laughing can only be effective if its real... looking for somebody so cool and can make me laugh like a baby.. ;) <3 If you need a laugh, then do as I do: Look at my face.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Fri 09/20/13 09:22 AM
Schizophrenia...Never spend another day alone.

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Fri 09/20/13 06:29 PM
My ex girlfriend had a black belt in cooking? Yep, 1 chop and you were dead!

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 09/21/13 03:09 PM
when you're broken and need to recover laughing can only be effective if its real... looking for somebody so cool and can make me laugh like a baby.. ;) <3 You have got to go check out the "Length" thread. ESEBulldog will have you in stitches for hour upon hour. He should have been a standup comic! I loved it!

23_vVerniy Joined Thu 09/19/13 Posts: 41	Sat 09/21/13 08:01 PM
i think i need that kind of laugh like yours! so pretty nasty yet prettytrue and good!

23_vVerniy Joined Thu 09/19/13 Posts: 41	Sat 09/21/13 08:03 PM
that needs doctor...

23_vVerniy Joined Thu 09/19/13 Posts: 41	Sat 09/21/13 08:05 PM Edited by 23_vVerniy on Sat 09/21/13 08:11 PM
My ex girlfriend had a black belt in cooking? Yep, 1 chop and you were dead! hahaha... i am black belt in cooking too... 1 taste and you could feel heaven..

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Sat 09/21/13 08:07 PM Edited by 2KidsMom on Sat 09/21/13 08:07 PM
Jmo....nothing wrong with wanting to find someone To keep you smiling and laughing...it's the CURE. It makes me thrive..I need it..

23_vVerniy Joined Thu 09/19/13 Posts: 41	Sun 09/22/13 04:28 AM
Jmo....nothing wrong with wanting to find someone To keep you smiling and laughing...it's the CURE. It makes me thrive..I need it.. well, i want a true smile not a smile for an hour and cry for the rest of the day... :(

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sun 09/22/13 10:49 AM Edited by larsson71 on Sun 09/22/13 10:58 AM
Jmo....nothing wrong with wanting to find someone To keep you smiling and laughing...it's the CURE. Whats got 90 balls and makes women sweat? The bingo! It makes me thrive..I need it.. well, i want a true smile not a smile for an hour and cry for the rest of the day... :(

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 09/22/13 10:54 AM
when you're broken and need to recover laughing can only be effective if its real... looking for somebody so cool and can make me laugh like a baby.. ;) <3 a dog walked into a telegraph office the clerk said, may i help you? dog said, i'd like to send a message clerk said, what is the message dog said, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof clerk said, you can send one more woof for the same price dog said, maybe, but then it wouldn't make any sense

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sun 09/22/13 10:55 AM
Laughter is the best tonic. I brought my son up on my own and everyday we'd have each other in stitches. Now he's grown up and flown the nest, but phones me every night, to cheer him up! Better to laugh than argue anyday!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sun 09/22/13 11:11 AM
A blind man walks into a shop, swinging his guide dog above his head. When the shopkeeper asked him what he was doing? He replied-Oh just having a look around! I slipped and fell right on my *** the other day, when a woman came up and said '' Did you fall? '' I replied, ''No, im trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket! ''

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sun 09/22/13 11:40 AM
when a woman came up and said '' Did you fall? '' I replied, ''No, im trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket! '' That bar of chocolate was probably a Terry's Chocolate Orange. You practically need drill to get into them.

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sun 09/22/13 12:35 PM
How would I get a chocolate orange in my back pocket? My bum aint that big that i've got massive pockets in oversized jeans! Ha ha. Did you hear that nasty rumour that copper wire was invented by 2 Englishmen fighting over a penny?

Traumer Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 723	Sun 09/22/13 12:39 PM
when you're broken and need to recover laughing can only be effective if its real... looking for somebody so cool and can make me laugh like a baby.. ;) <3 Easy! Write to the social director of the Barnum and Bailey Circus in Florida. They'll send you a list of available clowns with photos and e-mails for you to choose from...then start writing !

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sun 09/22/13 01:39 PM
Did you hear about the jewish guys who went to Mount Olive? Popeye, knocked them out! Who circumsised Moby Dick? Fore-skin divers! What drives a lesbian up the wall? A crack in the ceiling! My mate ended up getting done with assaulting a dwarf the other day. When I asked him how that happened? He replied- '' He stood next to my wife and said her hair smelt nice! ''

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Mon 09/23/13 01:23 PM
How would I get a chocolate orange in my back pocket? My bum aint that big that i've got massive pockets in oversized jeans! Ha ha. Did you hear that nasty rumour that copper wire was invented by 2 Englishmen fighting over a penny? If you ever DO buy a Chocolate Orange, never store it in the fridge, because you'd need a bulldozer to break the damn thing . No I never heard of that, but it's fascinating. Fighting over a penny.......sounds like our government.