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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. 
My ex girlfriend had a black belt in cooking? Yep, 1 chop and you were dead!
My motto is..... Laughing is the #1 cure for practically everything! 
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when you're broken and need to recover laughing can only be effective if its real... looking for somebody so cool and can make me laugh like a baby.. ;) <3 Easy! Write to the social director of the Barnum and Bailey Circus in Florida. They'll send you a list of available clowns with photos and e-mails for you to choose from...then start writing !
that's a bright idea...haha..lols... 
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when you're broken and need to recover laughing can only be effective if its real... looking for somebody so cool and can make me laugh like a baby.. ;) <3 Easy! Write to the social director of the Barnum and Bailey Circus in Florida. They'll send you a list of available clowns with photos and e-mails for you to choose from...then start writing !
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Did you hear about the jewish guys who went to Mount Olive? Popeye, knocked them out! Who circumsised Moby Dick? Fore-skin divers! What drives a lesbian up the wall? A crack in the ceiling! My mate ended up getting done with assaulting a dwarf the other day. When I asked him how that happened? He replied- '' He stood next to my wife and said her hair smelt nice! '' 
ooowwhh.. a long nose drawf and big holes ;) |
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If Jesus was a jew, then why has he got a Mexican 1st name?
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Lies :- Statements about lies are true to the core- Telling a lie is a sin for a child, a fault for an adult, an art for a lover, a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, a management tool for a boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for an subordinate and a matter of survival for a married man!
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A husband strips off and says to his wife- '' Look at that? 180lbs of pure dynamite! '' His wife replies- '' Yeah, just a pity about the 2'' fuse though '' !
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