Good Day Everyone,

I'm "Benz", new to this site, so far I met a couple of very cool people on here. I'm in Port St. Lucie, FL, looking to make new friends in the area, I'm into Playing Poker and Colleting Exotic Cars.

I have a twisted "Sense Of Humor", love to laugh and have a good time.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to introduce myself to you, check out my profile, and drop me a line or two if you want.

Keep these things in mind before I leave............., "Guys if your girlfriend starts Smoking...........slow the heck down and use a little lubricant"........If you hear a Virgin sneezing, be polite and say "Goes In Tight" !!! Ladies, the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" is about three inches. What did Cinderella do when she got to the "Ball".................she gagged !!!!

When I first moved to Florida, I got a job as a lifeguard.........but some "Blue Kid".........got me fired !!!!

Take Care !.....................Benz !!!!

Hello and welcome to JSH, I hope you have a great time here...

blue kid got you fired as a lifeguard
Welcome to the funny farm

Welcome to JSH...
We have a great joke section- looks like your going to fit right
in... Have fun!

Welcome to JSH!!!!!!!!

Strange, yes. Welcome home; you wil fit right in.

Welcome Benz and have fun....looks like u already are!!!

hi and welcome to the site.

Thank You All !

I'm sure it well or will be fun on here.......while on the subject of "Will"..........Where-ever there's a Will.........I want to be in it !!!!

Thanks Again.............Benz !!!

Hey Benz

Welcome