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Topic: Strip down, facing me....
Sojourning_Soul Joined Fri 02/13/09 Posts: 10767	Mon 08/26/13 07:37 AM
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries at my local supermarket, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note, so I could complain to the manager, the corporate offices and my local police department about this running amok security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed. After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card. Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Mon 08/26/13 10:51 AM
I said,Strip DOWN!!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45399	Mon 08/26/13 12:18 PM
It's a good thing you didn't try to put it in backwards.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 08/26/13 12:26 PM
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries at my local supermarket, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me". Making a mental note, so I could complain to the manager, the corporate offices and my local police department about this running amok security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed. After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card. Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. maybe,just maybe you should have asked for clarification first!

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