...to really make our night. :
For starters, I ask my partner if she'd like for me to do this and that, what she'd like to do on her own, WHAT SHE'S DONE BEFORE (and to describe it in great detail), maybe what she'd like for US to do as a couple, what she thinks about when she...(her comfort in responding is always of the utmost concern, of course). The key is to compromise with respect to the comfort level of each other.
I have recieved accolades for the stories I make up on the spot and whisper in her ear.
I guess I'd like to find a woman who can do the same. What about it, guys? Remember, be
discreet.

I am just thrilled when my woman puts up with my crap.

All she has to do is walk, and I'm already turned on.

if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would

Just turning up for the date and looking like her profile pic would be a nice start.

looking all nigt all day .

If I was in a commitment with a woman I would want her to be sweet always it's not all about the sex it's more conversations than anything as long as she don't argue about random things hey but no relationship is perfect that is like trying to find a needle in a hay stack get what u got till you're soulmate shows up

...or Catwoman?

You are so right! It's not all about the sex, is it, "beeeeast", with 4 "e"s!

I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong

Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread.

Dress up like Slave Leia then recite Douglas Adams.

Well when i first joined there seem to only be a sex forum

Then start a thread asking for just that.

Yeah. This topic isn't special enuff. Why hang around?

Oh you want a sex story: last Friday I hook up with a really really hot chick, but she was crazy. I thought she was a Stepford wife or something (with a dead cat somewhere in her house) She is telling me that she is very blessed, and that she has been blessed with 3 holes of which I was gonna partake of. I am thinking wow my own private porno movie. Anyway, I was trying to find this dead cat, when another smell hit me. Ooh, did I fart, can she smell it? Whoa, its getting worse, did I crap myself? I reach around and check my underwear- no I didn't crap myself. OH! she is prepping herself for the partaking, pours isprophyll alcohol on my hands and gets busy. You know porn movies are not filmed in Smell-O-Vision. Between her and that dead cat and trying not to vomit, I faked my way through and left. She has called twice, but left no voicemail. Moral- be careful what you wish for.

Ricky was a recently divorced sex starved man ... On a business trip by train he couldn't help but stare at the beautiful woman sitting opposite him ... As he always does when he sees a beautiful woman, Ricky began fantasizing about doing things to her ...Suddenly, he realized he was getting very horny and thought to himself, "Please don't get a boner, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T GET A BONER!", but she did....

I am glad all you guys find my life so funny. I do strive in vain to find a normal woman, but this girl was way too hot and a poor housekeeper.