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SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Thu 08/08/13 12:43 PM
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked, "How often should you have it?" His grandfather told him< "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary". The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. And she yells, '** you', and I holler back, '** you too.' "

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That's great

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LMAO

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techknowlove Joined Mon 11/07/11 Posts: 6771	Thu 08/08/13 07:25 PM
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked, "How often should you have it?" His grandfather told him< "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary". The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. And she yells, '** you', and I holler back, '** you too.' "

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 08/08/13 07:56 PM
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked, "How often should you have it?" His grandfather told him< "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary". The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. And she yells, '** you', and I holler back, '** you too.' " really. you stole my comment

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davobravo Joined Mon 08/05/13 Posts: 7	Fri 08/09/13 12:25 AM
I call it hallway sex "its when passing eachother in the hallway and say ck you and they reply ck you back

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SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Fri 08/09/13 08:53 PM
I call it hallway sex "its when passing eachother in the hallway and say ck you and they reply ck you back

4evababy Joined Tue 02/26/13 Posts: 9258	Sat 08/10/13 03:10 AM
Lmao good one sd

Affectionisme Joined Sun 02/17/13 Posts: 173	Sat 08/10/13 04:03 AM
That was very funny...lol....

DevilVP Joined Wed 07/10/13 Posts: 11	Sat 08/10/13 04:35 AM Edited by DevilVP on Sat 08/10/13 04:37 AM
lolz...

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