A gay couple are driving back home after an evening out on the town.
All of a sudden one of the men gets the sudden urge to take a
crap. "Stop the car! Stop the car!," he screams at his boyfriend. "Why?" the lover replies. "I have to take a crap, pull over." The driver pulls the car over by some pushes and his boy friend runs behind a bush to do his business.

All is quiet when all of a sudden there is a loud, blood curling scream from behind the bushes.The man in the car runs to see what's wrong with his boyfriend.

"What's the matter?" he asks his lover. "I think I had an abortion!" the other man shouts. "What the hell are you talking about? How can you have an abortion?!"

The second man starts screaming, and looking at the ground where he just crapped. "Look, there are the legs and arms and there are the eyes!"

The man's lover takes a closer look and then shouts at his boyfriend,
"You idiot! You sh1t on a frog!"

its garunteed. your from Europe. Can you do any american jokes? you know the ones that are Funny.

holy sh*t, that was the best one yet LMAO

goofy but funny DR...