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Topic: When it comes to love what animal are you?
ridewytepony's photo
Fri 07/19/13 04:26 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Fri 07/19/13 04:39 PM
I'm the male black widow that is "killed & devoured by my mate
immediately after she gets hers......love as I know itohwell

oh come on guys you know I'm the pony (not a Jack A*s)
and am generous with my one trip pony rides. drool
but your said love so I say a I'm a Malard as they
take one mate for life which is always my intent
leading up to love.


{{{ hi Sweetlydysfunctional }}}

do you like Hockey & MMA ?

What are you doing later ? if you want i can
pick you up for sex O' clock:laughing: jk..lol


I've been all round this great big contenent
but I rather walk that county mile
these willing girls with the boots and curls
are pretty easy to defile

Well the Vancouver girls are hip,
I realy dig the styles they wear,
and the southern girls, they really knock me out,
with the wayyy__ they talk down there
but the Mid- Western Canadians farmers daughters,
they really make me feel all right, yes them northern girls
and the way they wipe, you can tast it through the night.

I wish they all could be Al___ bertan
I with they all could be Al___bertan
I with they all could be Alberta Giiiiirlssss

sorrywaving im not well! I can't help myself
welcome to mingles:wink:

Ponys parody of the Beach Boys-California girls

Jtevans's photo
Fri 07/19/13 04:27 PM
hmmm i dunno but i'm betting it would be awesome to be a black panther!

izzyphoto1977's photo
Fri 07/19/13 05:51 PM


I'll say I'm a snake. I'm nice a scaly smooth and and I wrap around you and squeeze with you can breath. hahaha


a snake in the grass with wings maybespock


That would freak more people out. A fly boa constrictor. hahaha

ArtGurl's photo
Fri 07/19/13 05:53 PM
A dolphin...playful, happy and always turned on. laugh

HeadnHeart's photo
Fri 07/19/13 07:04 PM
Edited by HeadnHeart on Fri 07/19/13 07:05 PM
a black bear...loves honey, is Independent and protective.

no photo
Fri 07/19/13 09:23 PM
Edited by 2KidsMom on Fri 07/19/13 09:47 PM
A Mastiff....because I don't like people Foking with my shiiit:wink: smokin and Domme.

no photo
Fri 07/19/13 10:02 PM
*winks at pony* :wink:

izzyphoto1977's photo
Fri 07/19/13 10:13 PM
"You know what you sound like? You sound like a duck." -Pulp fiction

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Fri 07/19/13 10:41 PM

i think i'm an earthworm. is that the one that f*cks itself?
rofl

ridewytepony's photo
Sat 07/20/13 07:12 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Sat 07/20/13 07:14 PM

*winks at pony* :wink:
:smile:
I like this thread, its fun
but its shore dead around here the last while,
summer I guess, and not a good one in AB.
its raining again, it seems there's storms this time of night
every 2 days, its stating again!
i'll give you a mess or you can do the same and say hi anytime

no photo
Sat 07/20/13 11:11 PM
The best thing about being an animal...is no sticky emotions. Granted some animals seem to love but it's so easy for them to move on.

izzyphoto1977's photo
Sun 07/21/13 07:20 AM
I disagree about the emotions thing. My sister once talked about a nature show where a lioness adopted a wilder beast baby I think it was. Some form of plant eater anyway after losing it's own baby. Naturally the plant eating baby couldn't live off what the new mother was trying to give it and it died. It ended adopting another baby of the same type. I think it did that like 3 4 maybe 5 times. Plus I seem to recall primates that have stolen the babies of others after losing their own. Just because you don't know what they are feeling. doesn't mean they have moved on.

no photo
Sun 07/21/13 11:01 AM
a lioness

_Adler_'s photo
Sun 07/21/13 07:22 PM
Edited by _Adler_ on Sun 07/21/13 07:23 PM
A Horse. Horses are beautiful, majestic, graceful,dignified, loyal, and hard-working, and out-right reliable! Yeah, I'm a Horse! ;-)


Oh, and, Horses are Romantic too! ( have you ever heard of a fairy-tale that didn't have romantic, beautiful horses!?)

izzyphoto1977's photo
Sun 07/21/13 07:27 PM
No I haven't. But I bet I could write one. hahaha

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Sun 07/21/13 08:00 PM
I'm not sure how I would answer this, but almost always people say I am a Leo, and I happen to have the birthdate of August 1st and people I meet say of course. So what does that really mean? Not sure. Personally I think maybe I'd make a good "bigfoot".

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Sun 07/21/13 08:02 PM

A dolphin...playful, happy and always turned on. laugh


perfect choice! that's exactly what I would say you are

:-)

searchingsearching's photo
Sat 07/27/13 08:22 PM
anteater?
you know why.
*thipthipthipthipthipthip* ladies....just sayin
or a burrowing owl
sorry, my minds not in the usual places this weekend lol
not exactly sure where it is....

MoonsDragonLionWolf's photo
Tue 07/30/13 07:17 AM
I am Lunar, The MoonsDragonLionWolf!

*Grrhowlroars!*

:angry:

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