Topic: Have you ever - part 5 | |
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Yes.
Have you ever wished they'd put a flat tax in? |
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No.
Have you ever wished they would tax the independently wealthy more than the average wage earner. |
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Yes.
Have you ever wished the IRS would go away, to Timbuktu or somewhere? |
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Yes.
Have you ever seen a cat with half a tail and wondered how it got that way? |
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Yes.
Have you seen one footed pigeons? |
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No. I have seen a one footed bird.
Have you ever seen a dog with a leg missing? |
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Yes. Two rear or forward legs and they had wheels to get around on.
Have you ever felt compassion for any "crippled" creature (human or otherwise)? |
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Yes
Have you ever helped an old lady that everybody else was honking at across the street? |
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No. Never had the opportunity.
Have you ever helped someone in the grocery store? |
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Yes
Have you ever fallen in the grocery store? |
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No.
Have you ever fallen at work? |
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No
Have you ever had to work every weekend during the Spring and Summer ? |
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Yes, but not Sunday
Have you ever worked a 12 hour shift? |
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Yes (From 7pm to 7am)
Have you ever looked at your paycheck and yelled "Where Is My Money" ? |
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Yes, thanks to uncle Sam
Have you ever wondered if someone pushed fast forward on time? |
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Funny that you asked. Yes
Have you ever planned a vacation and that's all it was? |
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Yes. Ahhhhhhhh.
Have you ever passed out standing up? |
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Yes. Ouch
Have you ever lost your swimsuit in a public pool? |
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No, in the lake!
Have you ever wondered if computers hadn't been invented what we would be doing? |
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Yes, and smart phones
Have you ever had a dream you could fly and then attempted to fly? |
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