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Have you ever wondered if OK would quit sucking so hard would TX really fall into the gulf? |
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Hmm, i'd have to read up on that...
Have you ever felt that you've been to sixty before you were twenty? |
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No, I don't feel 60 now!
Have you ever been in-sync with someone? |
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Yes...
(but, wasn't that fond of the band..) Have you ever seen anyone slap someone, with a wet fish..? |
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No.
Have you ever petted a fish in the wild? |
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No
Have you ever requested spankings for your birthday? |
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No.
Have you ever been down a belt line? |
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No
Have you ever stepped in poop and the owner of the dog was still lurking around near by ? |
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Yes.
Have you ever zipped up wrongly? |
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Yes
Have you ever took a vacation and returned home with the same amount of money ? |
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Yes, with more (thank you Las Vegas).
Have you ever wondered how many quarters those slot machines could hold? |
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All of mine and that's for sure.
Have you ever returned a lost wallet ? |
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Yes. More than once..
Have you ever sprinkled Exlax into a chocolate cake recipe, so your guests had to leave early..? |
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No.
Have you ever been accused of having a cast iron stomach? |
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naw
Have you ever wonder why rich people don't trust nobody ? |
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No.
Have you ever wondered at their greed (after all, whatdoya need a billion dollars for?)? |
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Yes
Have you ever wondered why dogs are man's best friend, but can't speak |
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Yes
Have you ever been busted while doing 'the deed' by u kids? |
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Yes... (Not my own, though.. don't have any)
Have you ever wondered why they still call them home-fries.., when you order them at a restaurant..? |
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Nope......I might now though.
Have you ever eaten ants? |
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