my first date was on a skate board, that sucked bad

My most embarassing moment was on a salmon fishing trip. My 400 lb late
husband and I were doin the boom boom in our camper
that had very squeaky shocks on the truck. It was very early in the
morning and we did not think anyone else would be up yet.
We disconnected, got dressed and stepped out of the camper to find all
our friends (about 20 people) sitting around the campfire cheering,
clapping and laughing hysterically! OMG I
I wanted to crawl back into the camper for the rest of the trip.
We never lived it down.